How do you have time to post here?

[Orion Bailey]

...same! Not only do I work from home and keep my own "hours", but I also work exclusively online so the forum is always just a click away. I re-designed my company's website recently if anyone wants to take a look (or is interesting in their own website) --> https://www.seowebdesignllc.com/

Ooohhhh. Maybe you can help my band improve our website!!!

 

[Haakzilla]

Ooohhhh. Maybe you can help my band improve our website!!!

...absolutely! PM me and we can see what your options are

 

[BonesJones]

...same! Not only do I work from home and keep my own "hours", but I also work exclusively online so the forum is always just a click away. I re-designed my company's website recently if anyone wants to take a look (or is interesting in their own website) --> https://www.seowebdesignllc.com/

Looks good!!

 

[BBert]

First, I fail to log out, so I show as always on when I might be no where near a completer. I like to make it look like I have no life and Denny likes more people logged in.
Second, I have a kick ass boss that relies on me for Blazers updates. He is a season ticket club holder. As long as I make sure my work is done I am all good, and I kick ass at my job.

You misspelled "kiss".

 

[TBpup]

Ooohhhh. Maybe you can help my band improve our website!!!

@HAAK72 doesn't work with rubber bands.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

...same! Not only do I work from home and keep my own "hours", but I also work exclusively online so the forum is always just a click away. I re-designed my company's website recently if anyone wants to take a look (or is interesting in their own website) --> https://www.seowebdesignllc.com/

Do you do SEO for Tinder profiles?

 

[Orion Bailey]

You misspelled "kiss".

Nice! and true. lol

@HAAK72 doesn't work with rubber bands.

How about old as dirt petrified bands?

 

[TBpup]

How about old as dirt petrified bands?

I believe he has a special dinosaur/AARP band discount.

 

[Haakzilla]

Do you do SEO for Tinder profiles?

...no, Tinder is so 2015

 

[Scalma]

Tablets are for teenage girls!

Hahahha totally.

Sent from my iPad

 

[Haakzilla]

I believe he has a special dinosaur/AARP band discount.

...funny, I actually used to own AARPinsurancequotes.com but never took the time to develop it

 

[riverman]

Only nerds have "hybrids"!!!!!

I pass you and your skateboard in my Prius all the time.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

My boss gives me grief virtually everyday for being on this site. But not enough to divorce me (yet). Retired but do some weekly volunteer stuff in my community, babysit BG's brats (and niece) as needed, honeydews, etc.

 

[BonesJones]

I pass you and your skateboard in my Prius all the time.

Only assholes drive priuses!!!!

 

[Denny Crane]

The way teenage girls are getting these days, roofies are pointless.

Or in barfo's case, the cages and chains in his crawl space make roofies pointless.

 

[TBpup]

Or in barfo's case, the cages and chains in his crawl space make roofies pointless.

You left out his Panel Van.

 

[Denny Crane]

You left out his Panel Van.

The clown attire puts some at ease.

 

[trailblazer18]

I'm the only working employee, so I'm alone in the office. We source cars for casino giveaway events (www.roadshowlogs.com).

We also dabble in trying to gain endorsement deals for NBA players, but not so successful in that venture yet.

 

[riverman]

Only assholes drive priuses!!!!

only jealous kids shout that on their skateboards while I drive across the state for the price of your happy meal....good luck with that!....get used to that Greyhound station restroom smell...it's your future!

 

[BonesJones]

only jealous kids shout that on their skateboards while I drive across the state for the price of your happy meal....good luck with that!....get used to that Greyhound station restroom smell...it's your future!

See what I mean?! Haha

 

[TBpup]

Is a Humvee with electric windows a hybrid?

 

[ripcityboy]

I usually check in when I'm not to busy scouring Goodwills or moving furniture for my family's antique boutique business. I'm usually in-between being on the road or refurbishing something. So I'm probably that impatient dick head in a large coat behind you at a thrift store line.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I usually have a bunch of down time during the afternoon at work, crunch time is usually later in the day.

I honestly get my news here for the most part, and it's a great place to get 50 people's perspectives about dicks or assholes or the blazers or whatever.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[riverman]

We need to love EACH OTHER, not each other's wives

which is why I conveniently missed the last meet and greet

 

[e_blazer]

Only assholes drive priuses!!!!

Exactly:

The Toyota Prius, the flagship car for the environmentally conscious, is the source of some of the worst pollution in North America, and takes more combined energy to produce than a Hummer, says the Recorder.

Consider:

• The nickel contained in the Prius' battery is mined and smelted at a plant in Ontario that has caused so much environmental damage to the surrounding environment that NASA has used the 'dead zone' around the plant to test moon rovers.
• Dubbed the Superstack, the factory has spread sulfur dioxide across northern Ontario, becoming every environmentalist's nightmare.
• Acid rain around the area was so bad it destroyed all the plants and the soil slid down off the hillside, according to Canadian Greenpeace energy-coordinator David Martin.
• After leaving the plant, the nickel travels to Europe, China, Japan and United States, a hardly environmentally sound round the world trip for a single battery.

But that isn't even the worst part, says the Record. According to a study by CNW Marketing, the total combined energy to produce a Prius (consisting of electrical, fuel, transportation, materials and hundreds of other factors over the expected lifetime), is greater than what it takes to produce a Hummer:

• The Prius costs an average of $3.25 per mile driven over a lifetime of 100,000 miles -- the expected lifespan of the Hybrid.
• The Hummer, on the other hand, costs a more fiscal $1.95 per mile to put on the road over an expected lifetime of 300,000 miles.
• That means the Hummer will last three times longer than a Prius and use almost 50 percent less combined energy doing it.

Source: Chris Demorro, "Prius Outdoes Hummer in Environmental Damage," The Recorder, March 7, 2007
http://www.ncpa.org/sub/dpd/index.php?Article_ID=14304#sthash.MxuNB0Qi.dpuf

Stop screwing up the environment, riverman!

 

[riverman]

I believe he has a special dinosaur/AARP band discount.

OB was talking about a different type of band

 

[riverman]

Exactly:



Stop screwing up the environment, riverman!

You can't kill yourself in a garage with a Prius....some of us need the crutch!

 

[riverman]

My Prius didn't ruin Canada...it ruined Afghanistan!....where's my damned medal!!!!

 

[illmatic99]

When im on a comp and work is slow, i always have a window open.