How is this even possible?

[Anima]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Additional charges have been filed against former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia after allegations surfaced last week that he performed several sexual acts with livestock, specifically cows.Melia, 38, of 126 Cottage Avenue in Moorestown has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after purposely and knowingly tormenting an animal, specifically by having a cow perform fellatio, according to the Burlington County Prosecutor's office.

Due to the nature of the investigation, authorities did not reveal how they uncovered the incidents involving the cows that occurred on four separate occasions between June and December of 2006 in Southampton, which is located within Burlington County.</div>

http://www.southjerseylocalnews.com/WebApp...t_Story_1986194

 

[cpawfan]

Thankfully, I can't get a mental picture of this one or it would haunt me all day.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

That's what they do down in south jersey, buncha whackjobs.

 

[Big Frame]

Ive downloaded a bunch of crazy stuff, and I am speachless on this.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

There's a kid at my school who genuinely likes animals.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 7 2008, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>There's a kid at my school who genuinely likes animals.</div>

Very revealing of you.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (THE DADDY @ May 7 2008, 03:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 7 2008, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>There's a kid at my school who genuinely likes animals.</div>

Very revealing of you.
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With 3000 kids, there is a chance that a few will be weird as hell.

 

[o.iatlhawksfan]

there's nothing wrong with that

 

[Chutney]

Bet you it was a PETA member.

Link

 

[o.iatlhawksfan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Local prosecutors are apparently in a bind: How do they charge a blind Tallahassee man who has been accused of having sex with his guide dog? Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute - that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals. Senator Nelson supports measures aimed at protecting the millions of animals in this country, including those in zoos, circuses and in airline transit. Just recently he cosigned a letter to Senate budget leaders urging more funding to improve the enforcement of our country's animal welfare laws. Please help in making bestiality illegal in the state of Florida!</div>

 

[Chutney]

She was asking for it.

 

[o.iatlhawksfan]

It's not your day

 

[cpawfan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ May 7 2008, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>

She was asking for it.</div>

You should have to use that as your avatar

 

[MikeDC]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ May 7 2008, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Local prosecutors are apparently in a bind: How do they charge a blind Tallahassee man who has been accused of having sex with his guide dog? Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute - that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals. Senator Nelson supports measures aimed at protecting the millions of animals in this country, including those in zoos, circuses and in airline transit. Just recently he cosigned a letter to Senate budget leaders urging more funding to improve the enforcement of our country's animal welfare laws. Please help in making bestiality illegal in the state of Florida!</div>
</div>

Aside from the comedy value of the cow story, why the hell should district attorney's be charging this man with a crime?

I could really care less if he wants to screw his dog.

 

[Chutney]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan @ May 7 2008, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ May 7 2008, 03:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>

She was asking for it.</div>

You should have to use that as your avatar
</div>
I don't want to come off as a bitch.

/not even trying anymore

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ May 7 2008, 03:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Local prosecutors are apparently in a bind: How do they charge a blind Tallahassee man who has been accused of having sex with his guide dog? Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute - that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals. Senator Nelson supports measures aimed at protecting the millions of animals in this country, including those in zoos, circuses and in airline transit. Just recently he cosigned a letter to Senate budget leaders urging more funding to improve the enforcement of our country's animal welfare laws. Please help in making bestiality illegal in the state of Florida!</div>
</div>

link?

 

[pegs]

This thread scares me.

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ May 7 2008, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This thread is worthless without pics.</div>

eh?????

 

[Anima]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 7 2008, 03:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ May 7 2008, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This thread is worthless without pics.</div>

eh?????

</div>

 

[Anima]

Am I helping you get that mental image yet, CPaw?

 

[Jonah]

Who's to say these animals don't like it.

Its a longshot

 

[pegs]

The title of this thread makes me think of Teeth.

Which, to be honest, scares the hell outta me right now.