How many women have you had sex with?

[VanillaGorilla]

Your hand doesn't count.

If my appendages counted it would be 4.

 

[Sex Panther]

9.

Never had any one nighters. All of the women I've slept with were either my girlfriend or someone I slept with then dated.

 

[ABM]

...either my girlfriend or someone I slept with then dated.

What's the difference?

 

[Sex Panther]

What's the difference?

Getting trapped after rather than before

 

[crandc]

A lady doesn't tell. So I won't.

 

[Mediocre Man]

A lady doesn't tell. So I won't.

Booooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nate Dogg]

14 actual sex (not oral)
3 of those I also had anal.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

One!

Your hand doesn't count.

If my appendages counted it would be 4.

Wait...what? Do you have three hands, or did you screw your feet?

 

[Minstrel]

Wait...what? Do you have three hands, or did you screw your feet?

Maybe he counts his head as an appendage and gave himself oral. That would be impressive limberness.

 

[julius]

14 actual sex (not oral)
3 of those I also had anal.

You allowed a woman to fuck you in the ass?

kinky.

 

[44Thrilla]

I'm having sex as I type this.

 

[maxiep]

I'm having sex as I type this.

One handed typing with proper capitalization and punctuation? Impressive.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Wait...what? Do you have three hands, or did you screw your feet?

It was a joke meant to confuse.

 

[Eastoff]

Wait...what? Do you have three hands, or did you screw your feet?

maybe he uses his elbows too.