How Oregon cops know if you're stoned behind the wheel

[stampedehero]

Don't drive stoned. The moment of indecision when the light turns through yellow is terrifing. Have your sister Carol take you and your stoned didy friends to the concert. Best song to listen to under these conditions is Dr. Johns' "Food for thought". Go on.......... I dare you to check it out. You will become a believer.

 

[stampedehero]

Q: If there's no Breathalyzer for marijuana, how do officers catch high drivers?

A: It's a long process that involves multiple steps:

The real process begins when the officer comes in contact with the driver. Some symptoms are obvious: bloodshot eyes, candy bar wrappers and what Iwai calls the "typical Beavis and Butthead laugh."

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/08/how_oregon_cops_know_if_youre.html#incart_river

Once again Sly rules the topics. Your immediate supervisor cannot stop you. BBQ chips and ketchup all over your bearded chin ought to be included in police observation skill sets.

Sly is "Food for thought".

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

A good portion of cops smoke weed at the bar or a cookout with their buddies, like millions of Americans.

 

[PDXFonz]

A good portion of cops smoke weed at the bar or a cookout with their buddies, like millions of Americans.

It's almost like police officers are people just like you and me.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Yeah. Almost.

 

[stampedehero]

Mighty marvelous

 

[MARIS61]

Cops are so absolutely clueless.