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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on
accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering
in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot
on brake, mind on game: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the
brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping
speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road
unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on
the left side of the road: Texas country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show
different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between
mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both
feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38
revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
compartment: Texas female
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes
constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible
emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other
hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a
careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to
come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other
motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a
car with Texas plate.
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West
Virginia male.
Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who
is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the
left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known
as "no-see-um" .... also seen a lot in Parksville!!!
				
			One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on
accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering
in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot
on brake, mind on game: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the
brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping
speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road
unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on
the left side of the road: Texas country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show
different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between
mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both
feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38
revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
compartment: Texas female
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes
constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible
emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other
hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a
careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to
come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other
motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a
car with Texas plate.
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West
Virginia male.
Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who
is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the
left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known
as "no-see-um" .... also seen a lot in Parksville!!!