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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on
accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering
in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot
on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the
brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping
speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road
unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on
the left side of the road: Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show
different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between
mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both
feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38
revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
compartment: Texas female

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes
constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible
emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other
hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a
careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to
come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other
motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a
car with Texas plate.

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West
Virginia male.

Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who
is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the
left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known
as "no-see-um" .... also seen a lot in Parksville!!!
 
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<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on
accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.</div>

Exactly
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the florida one is right on the ball...u forgot the occasional braking for no odd reason too
 
I would probably mix New York and Chicago together. It's 50/50 really.

In France everyone crashes into each other through those roundabouts, especially around Arc de Triomphe. Also in Napoli, it appears that nobody understands that the red light means stop.
 
i've been on a road trip where I had to drive through texas, and no offense but they ppl there can't drive at all..
 
Seattle one is dead on. I see someone with a Starbucks or Seattle's Best or what have you cup in their hand everytime I'm on the road.
 
If you guys are complaining about how people drive in the US, all I have to say is go to China. I'm willing to say that 99.9% of the people here in the US will be scared stiff of driving in China
 
No offense, but you can tell when an Asian is driving.

Either they drive too slow or you can't see their head
 
i dont get the chicago one, but in the suburbs, at least the rich ones (auborn hills or something with an "a" and hills at the end) are so freaking snooty. Me and two buddies went, and everywhere we were, we got dirty looks for being not old people and a rich ace foreign car. It was annoying. they all drove audi's, beamers, and benz's pretty much. Or high end toyota's and lexus'

lol, i get the chicago one now, i didnt run into much of that in the city.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair15:</div><div class="quote_post">No offense, but you can tell when an Asian is driving.

Either they drive too slow or you can't see their head</div>
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