How to Live Forever: by Ernest Borgnine

[GMJ]

http://www.break.com/index/ernest-borgnine-secret-to-long-life.html

I'll rate this...TSFW for "Taboo"

 

[The Return of the Raider]

I just heard about this and was going to post something if you hadn't. For those who can't hear what he whispered, the key word is "masterbate".

I know a woman who used to work at a retirement home. She said that they would often catch a senior doing this if they walked into their room. I didn't think that your junk would even work at that age.