On the Bob and Tom Show this morning they replayed a comedian named Tom Mabe, he does those telemarketer things as well. He had a telemarketer call him and the guy on the phone said, 'I'm sorry, PUT THE SHEET OVER HIM!'...I'm sorry...This is *___* Homicide Unit, Mr. Mabe has been killed in a stabbing/robbery. What kind of his business do you do with Mr. Mabe? 'I don't know him, I'm in Littleton, Colorado which is like 4 hours away." Don't try to hang up, we've already traced your call and our detectives will be there soon, where are you?" "I'm at work, OMG...I don't know him!" Did you know Mr. Mabe was a flaming homosexual?" "what does that have to do with anything?" Haha, this guy on the other end was freaking out...and it went on for like 3 minutes...it was hilarious. It was so well done.