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Bernard: At age 48, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! lol.. nice
 
Andy: At age 53, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts. LOL
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I also did it for my mom, it said she would die by age 50 choking on a piece of steak lol.
 
This is just sick. Richard Francis: At age 77, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
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Chase: At age 101, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
 
Pat: At age 45, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
 
John: At age 49, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
 
ben: At age 60, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
 
I would say mine was retarded, but all of these are
 
At age 86, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.
 
Derek: At age 101, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power. Ha, I live longer then most of you.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ST34LTH @ Jun 4 2006, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>At age 86, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.</div>that's the funniest one
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Johnny White Guy @ Jun 4 2006, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ST34LTH @ Jun 4 2006, 06:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>At age 86, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.</div>that's the funniest one
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</div>ROFL, I know, I know...
 
Me: At age 96, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. Barry Bonds: At age 45, you will hit 754 HR's and will be so pissed you'll stab yourself to death with a syringe.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sheriff Gonna Getcha @ Jun 4 2006, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Barry Bonds: At age 45, you will hit 754 HR's and will be so pissed you'll stab yourself to death with a syringe.</div>Am I the only one who thinks that isnt funny?Real Barry Bonds:Barry Bonds: At age 84, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
 
Graham: At age 96, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
 
sandesh : At age 45, you will die of chuck norris round house kick to the face.sandesh : At age 45, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.^^^wtf does that mean
 
i did this multiple of times and look at the results lol.sandesh: At age 81, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. sandesh: At age 35, suicide, straight up. sandesh: At age 74, suicide, straight up. sandesh: At age 34, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered. sandesh: At age 95, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. ( i love that game)sandesh: At age 51, you will choke on a piece of steak. sandesh: At age 65, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts. sandesh: At age 38, you will die because of severe pain in the mouth by sucking on jessica alba's nipples. ( that would be awesome, dream come true).sandesh: At age 102, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.sandesh: At age 56, you will choke on a piece of steak. sandesh: At age 87, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord. lol. I found this quite entertaining.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mrbrightside111 @ Jun 5 2006, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>sandesh : At age 45, you will die of chuck norris round house kick to the face.sandesh : At age 45, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.^^^wtf does that mean</div>It means you will be freakishly fat when you die. lol
 
links: At age 93, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain. I got to be in shape to to fight in a war at 93.
 
Jon Combs: At age 51, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain. I'm a hero.
 
Curtis: At age 38 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
 
lol check mine out:Alex: At age 63 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park. lmao
 
Shaun: at the age of 59 you will commit suicide when finding out in your mothers will you were actually born a female
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Smar19 @ Aug 1 2006, 05:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Shaun: at the age of 59 you will commit suicide when finding out in your mothers will you were actually born a female
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</div>lol have fun with that.
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Kyle Lynch: At age 52 after your spouse leaves you and your children have brutally disowned you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered by a bunch of hobos before you get there.
 
Me: At age 44 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
 
Peter Tallau: At age 51 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.Score.
 
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