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I think it's safe to say that Star Wars Last Jedi and Solo (a Star Wars boring story) has tarnished the series a bit.

So, how would you fix it? Outside of the anti-hipster hipster posts (SJW, Mary Sue, they hate white men! memes).

Like, would you make it so it was all a Princess Leia vision, since she's in a coma?

Or Snoke trying to get information from Rey during the scenes where he's captured here? Like they were trying to find out where Luke is, and he was probing her. It would explain how cheesy his death was.

Luke (and or Snoke) were cloned. Snokes death was a clone, and Luke was brought back as a clone, yet is not fully Luke/formed. Maybe he's bad now, but his force ghost can totally take over the clone and return. Kind of a Doctor Whovian like storyline though.

Bottom line, in each of my scenarios, Luke is still alive.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Have you seen Solo?
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I did. I felt it should've been released a little further away from LJ.

I mostly included it so I could do the "a boring story" joke.
 
General Hux is the real Sith lord. He kills half the cast in the first 30 minutes of episode 9.
 
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Did I ever tell you that I attended the first Star Wars ever shown in Oregon? It was at the West Gate theater. A friend who worked at Tektronix came by before I was due to get off work and talked me into getting off work early, also at Tektronix,. We got there early enough to be the first ones in the theater. We were all totally blown out. (Sorry, that's old man talk for very very impressed)
 
In the best twist ever Chewbacca wields a lightsaber.

But really, have snoke return via his black ring. We find he is plagueis. Rey like Anakin was born of the force. She helps Ben Solo/Kylo Ren redeem himself. They fight the knights of ren and Plagueis.
 
Have you seen how powerful Thanos is? Get Rey and Kylo to join the Avengers and defeat him.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
"Get your fucking shine box, Kylo!"
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Kylo Episode IX opening monologue:

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith Lord. To me, being a Sith Lord was better than being Chancellor of the New Republic. Even before I first wandered into the Cantina for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a galaxy that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played sabacc all night, nobody ever called the stormtroopers.
 
BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94 said:
Kylo Episode IX opening monologue:

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith Lord. To me, being a Sith Lord was better than being Chancellor of the New Republic. Even before I first wandered into the Cantina for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a galaxy that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played sabacc all night, nobody ever called the stormtroopers.
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EPIC!
 
Lanny said:
Did I ever tell you that I attended the first Star Wars ever shown in Oregon? It was at the West Gate theater. A friend who worked at Tektronix came by before I was due to get off work and talked me into getting off work early, also at Tektronix,. We got there early enough to be the first ones in the theater. We were all totally blown out. (Sorry, that's old man talk for very very impressed)
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