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[Denny Crane]

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.


[remember Denny, you started this thread]

 

[MARIS61]

Why do blonds get less protection than gays and non-caucasian people?

Mods need to close this hate-based thread immediately!

 

[BrianFromWA]

I'm by no means the most experienced mods here, but as I understand it one of the rules of Denny's board is that you can't mod Denny's threads. He could say that I am a (deleted) (expletive adjective) (racist adjective) (homophobic noun) who (expletive adverb) (expletive verb) my (racist adjective) (expletive adjective) (sexually descriptive) mother, and one couldn't mod his thread.

Blonde jokes?

 

[The Sebastian Express]

Why do blonds get less protection than gays and non-caucasian people?

Mods need to close this hate-based thread immediately!

In your sarcastic rant perhaps you should take notice that a blond joke is almost always about a blond woman, and think about it.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I think Maris was making a joke.

 

[Natebishop3]

I think Maris was making a joke.

That's impossible.

 

[Eastoff]

Why do blonds get less protection than gays and non-caucasian people?

Mods need to close this hate-based thread immediately!

Sounds like something a toe-head would say!

 

[LameR]

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[Eastoff]

[video=youtube;bn1-M5Ze0p8]

I LOVE IT!!!! i already knew the cow joke!