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well played sir, well played, and very pretty with no makeup, always the secret to a happy marriage lol
 
You gotta get her a pair of some tatas, brother.

I can't see whatever image you all can see for whatever reason, but don't go to fake tatas. Fun for a night, or a short-term fling. But if you're going to wife her, then keep 'em natural.
 
You gotta get her a pair of some tatas, brother.

I was thinking the same thing but didnt want to say it. A frontal upgrade!

Thanks for the new avatar! Although the pic would be much better if you would have closed the closet door. Gotta make sure you have a good background mags!
 
I was thinking the same thing but didnt want to say it. A frontal upgrade!

Thanks for the new avatar! Although the pic would be much better if you would have closed the closet door. Gotta make sure you have a good background mags!

LOVE THE AVATAR!!!
 
I was thinking the same thing but didnt want to say it. A frontal upgrade!

Thanks for the new avatar! Although the pic would be much better if you would have closed the closet door. Gotta make sure you have a good background mags!

Lmao!
 
Be sure you're married first. :)

Truer words have never been spoken.

Having said that... still against it. Mags, think of your quote on your profile. Now think what else archaeologists will be digging up. (Of course, you'll be long gone by then, so what do you care, though the tats seem to bother you.)
 
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they're called fun bags for a reason. :MARIS61:
 
Truer words have never been spoken.

Having said that... still against it. Mags, think of your quote on your profile. Now think what else archaeologists will be digging up. (Of course, you'll be long gone by then, so what do you care, though the tats seem to bother you.)

Yeah I don't like fake anything. A few tats are cool. I just hate when women go ape shit on themselves.
 
Yeah I don't like fake anything. A few tats are cool. I just hate when women go ape shit on themselves.

It's true. I'm totally the same way. Dated chicks with fake tatas, and I've dated chicks that are crazy tatted (think Suicide Girls, if you're familiar...).... So much fun to be had. But in the end, that's about all they had. Sadly.
 
Everyone I know that ever used the term "funbags" stopped using the term after they got laid for the first time. Just sayin'.

I work in the field of plastic surgery and its industry jargon. :MARIS61:
 
pics or she looks like Marvin Barnes. Unless she's like 13.

Let me see if the picture can transfer from Facebook.

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She is the ghost buster
 
And you losers that didn't come to my last Halloween Party missed out!

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Mags, seeing as I'm happily married, if I do make it to one of your parties, I'll be the doorman. I promise you the gals who take up the bottom third of this photo would never get through the front door.

(pleasepleaseplease don't let one of them be Mags' sister or cousin or something)

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Mags, seeing as I'm happily married, if I do make it to one of your parties, I'll be the doorman. I promise you the gals who take up the bottom third of this photo would never get through the front door.

(pleasepleaseplease don't let one of them be Mags' sister or cousin or something)

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LMAO!!!!!! They aren't related to me, but.... I allow everyone to come and have fun at my parties. Regardless of features. :P
 
tell the girl in the red devil costume "what's up".

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