OT I don't have to read the article to know this person has made a series of very poor life choices

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Has anyone seen @barfo recently?

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Has anyone seen @barfo recently?

I never thought of @barfo as a downtown Portland office worker.

I have seen him pillaging unsuspecting bystanders on the willamette though.

 

[riverman]

It's great that he has the face tatoos that scream "I AM AN ASSHOLE" but the guy looks like he was clearly abused and bullied as a child.

 

[SlyPokerOwl]

Little known fact: That is the original working title for the Loving Spoonful's song "You didn't have to be so nice"

 

[Lanny]

Hey look, I was drunk and you took me to a tattoo parlor.
I was still pretty far gone when you handed me the hatchet.

 

[barfo]

Has anyone seen @barfo recently?

Yeah, it was me. Just got out of jail, but they KEPT MY FUCKING HATCHET! There ought to be a law against them taking my stuff!

Anyone have a hatchet or small axe? I will come to your house to get it.

barfo

 

[MARIS61]

Yeah, it was me. Just got out of jail, but they KEPT MY FUCKING HATCHET! There ought to be a law against them taking my stuff!

Anyone have a hatchet or small axe? I will come to your house to get it.

barfo

I have several.

Stop by anytime and I'll "Hook you up".

 

[MARIS61]

It's great that he has the face tatoos that scream "I AM AN ASSHOLE" ...

 

[barfo]

I have several.

Stop by anytime and I'll "Hook you up".

This is great. I can go to Marzy's if I need guns, and Maris' if I need axes.

I'm all set. Maris, I'll be by around 3am. Don't wait up, I'll let myself in.

barfo

 

[riverman]

This is great. I can go to Marzy's if I need guns, and Maris' if I need axes.

At Marzy's you'll get a musket but when you get to Maris' just get an ax head...you can attach it to your peg leg and win every butt kicking contest in Portland!

 

[Lanny]

Yeah, it was me. Just got out of jail, but they KEPT MY FUCKING HATCHET! There ought to be a law against them taking my stuff!

Anyone have a hatchet or small axe? I will come to your house to get it.

barfo

Yep, but Sly might want it back.
Come to my house at your own peril. I know how to use a hatchet.

 

[MARIS61]

This is great. I can go to Marzy's if I need guns, and Maris' if I need axes.

I'm all set. Maris, I'll be by around 3am. Don't wait up, I'll let myself in.

barfo

The dogs will announce you, and I'll put some hot cocoa on.

 

[barfo]

The dogs will announce you, and I'll put some hot cocoa on.

Very thoughtful!

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The dogs will announce you, and I'll put some hot cocoa on.

You put hot cocoa on your dogs?!?

That's either really mean or really kinky.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Lucky for people like this that we live in a different time in history.


He'd have been committed already decades ago.