OT I guess we're all supposed to be outraged over M&Ms now

[SlyPokerDog]

M&Ms go woke! Chocolate giant will trade green M&M character's stilettos for sneakers and end her rivalry with brown M&M in order to reflect 'a more dynamic, progressive world'

• The changes, which will take effect immediately, gives the characters a more modern look to emphasize each character's 'personalities'
• The biggest changes appear to be to the two explicitly female M&Ms, the green and brown ones
• Mars, the maker of the candies, has been criticized in the past for making the green M&M 'too sexy' and a possible flirtation with the brown M&M
• The solution appears to be the green M&M losing her stiletto boots in favor of sneakers and the brown M&M wearing slightly lower heels than before
• Mars wants the green M&M to be 'better represented to reflect confidence and empowerment, as a strong female, and known for much more than her boots'
• The red M&M - who has vacillated between leader and bully toward the other M&Ms - will be adjusted to be more kind to his fellow characters

Before:

After:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...acters-reflect-dynamic-progressive-world.html

 

[SlyPokerDog]

@ABM will lead us in the pearl-clutching!

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[ABM]

@ABM will lead us in the pearl-clutching!

 

[ABM]

@ABM will lead us in the pearl-clutching!

That's @crandc's job, though, right?

 

[crandc]

I don't eat M & Ms. Bad quality chocolate.

 

[stampedehero]

M&Ms go woke! Chocolate giant will trade green M&M character's stilettos for sneakers and end her rivalry with brown M&M in order to reflect 'a more dynamic, progressive world'

• The changes, which will take effect immediately, gives the characters a more modern look to emphasize each character's 'personalities'
• The biggest changes appear to be to the two explicitly female M&Ms, the green and brown ones
• Mars, the maker of the candies, has been criticized in the past for making the green M&M 'too sexy' and a possible flirtation with the brown M&M
• The solution appears to be the green M&M losing her stiletto boots in favor of sneakers and the brown M&M wearing slightly lower heels than before
• Mars wants the green M&M to be 'better represented to reflect confidence and empowerment, as a strong female, and known for much more than her boots'
• The red M&M - who has vacillated between leader and bully toward the other M&Ms - will be adjusted to be more kind to his fellow characters

Before:

After:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...acters-reflect-dynamic-progressive-world.html

One must say: This is the most unnecessary subject to debate so far. Anyway, once they go in they all taste the same.

 

[stampedehero]

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"I'm now announcing, William Shatner is my new baby's father.

 

[ABM]

I don't eat M & Ms. Bad quality chocolate.

Good call.

BTW, this local Portland establishment is getting some national acclaim.

https://creochocolate.com/

 

[stampedehero]

I don't eat M & Ms. Bad quality chocolate.

I prefer Lindt chocolate

 

[MadeFromDust]

Matt Walsh had the funniest take on this yesterday, 8 minutes of straight sarcasm. Enjoy!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucke...ow-hes-no-longer-attracted-to-the-brown-mandm

 

[crandc]

Tuckums was attracted to kids' candy?

 

[stampedehero]

I tortured his offensive behavior on Twitter. PM for my alias.

 

[stampedehero]

Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucke...ow-hes-no-longer-attracted-to-the-brown-mandm

Tucker never got his chance to peep under her peanut ass. That's why is so Upset. Fox News is Bizarre, isn't it?. They dredge septic tanks for news.

 

[Hoopguru]

Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucke...ow-hes-no-longer-attracted-to-the-brown-mandm

No more Joan Crawford hi heels!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

No more Joan Crawford hi heels!

 

[SlyPokerCat]

 

[SlyPokerCat]

 

[Lanny]

I don't eat M & Ms. Bad quality chocolate.

Also, I don't like milk chocolate.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucke...ow-hes-no-longer-attracted-to-the-brown-mandm

“M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal.”

- Cucker Tarlson

 

[Lanny]

“M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal.”

- Cucker Tarlson

What? He's already not attracted to Brown.

 

[Orion Bailey]

There are some skittles offended by this.

Everyone always concerned about the look of the top dog aNd never gives any attention to the minority bean style candies.
Skittles, jelly beans, and jujubees are uniting to file a prejudicial grievance!!

Edit: just got word that rolo, sweettarts and tic tacs are joining the lawsuit.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Bump

 

[Natebishop3]

M&M's suck.

 

[Orion Bailey]

M&M's suck.

not a bad… wrapper though….

 

[stampedehero]

Tucker Carlson is an idiot. M&M's are essential to any good diet.

 

[Lanny]

Tucker Carlson is an idiot. M&M's are essential to any good diet.

I don't want milk chocolate. I want either semi sweet chocolate or bitter sweet chocolate preferably with some nuts and dried fruit and a large ice cold glass of non fat milk.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Eminem was always a barrier pusher. Outraged many people!!!

Slimy shadys cool tho.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Eminem was always a barrier pusher. Outraged many people!!!

Slimy shadys cool tho.

You're just green with envy.