I had sex with someone who regularly posts on this forum

[julius]

Guh. I should post that I didn't have sex with someone who regularly posts on this forum, and for 9.99 I'll tell you why. (and just like HCP does down on 82nd, I'm leaving myself wide open here)

 

[riverman]

Next thread....I had sex with someone's wife who posts on here regularly! Now that's way more juicy!

 

[barfo]

She and I would go to the same strip clubs, no?

What do you do, meet in Bakersfield or something?

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

Next thread....I had sex with someone's wife who posts on here regularly! Now that's way more juicy!

Old news. Mrs. HCP, duh.

 

[riverman]

Old news. Mrs. HCP, duh.

She's not that old

 

[VanillaGorilla]

 

[Further]

why did i just waste my time reading this stupid thread?

 

[dviss1]

So, HCP finally paid up.

Zing!

 

[dviss1]

So is he a pitcher or a catcher?

Power bottom.

 

[theprunetang]

Power bottom.

Since kingspeed has a history of threads like this, I think we can assume that a power bottom wasn't involved as he doesn't normally engage in anal sex. And yes, we know this through his own words. It has to be with someone who would be down with oral stimulation and mutual masturbation repeatedly. Lots of tunching involved. Not sure who that could be.

 

[jlprk]

why did i just waste my time reading this stupid thread?

I only read this page! My method works again!

It didn't work in college, though.

 

[BonesJones]

There is a guy who goes by Bones....and Eric was in Bones so that might be a clue

 

[julius]

Since kingspeed has a history of threads like this, I think we can assume that a power bottom wasn't involved as he doesn't normally engage in anal sex. And yes, we know this through his own words. It has to be with someone who would be down with oral stimulation and mutual masturbation repeatedly. Lots of tunching involved. Not sure who that could be.

I don't want to assume this.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Found video evidence

 

[Mediocre Man]

We know you're married. We know you're not that guy, so spare us the attention whoring.

Thank you

 

[Mediocre Man]

That's all I can say!

What the fuck is this, Jr High school? Grow the fuck up

 

[Mediocre Man]

Next thread....I had sex with someone's wife who posts on here regularly! Now that's way more juicy!

That thread would be dumb, since most people have had sex with Mrs HCP

 

[PtldPlatypus]

That thread would be dumb, since most people have had sex with Mrs HCP

I assumed he was talking about having sex with his own wife, which as any married man can attest, is much more rare and impressive than hooking up with Mrs. HCP.

 

[riverman]

I assumed he was talking about having sex with his own wife, which as any married man can attest, is much more rare and impressive than hooking up with Mrs. HCP.

WINNER!!!

 

[THE HCP]

CRAM C is a woman?

 

[riverman]

CRAM C is a woman?

no...that's a bad test score

 

[julius]

CRAM C is a woman?

you realize you've done this joke before, right?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

CRAM C is a woman?

you realize you've done this joke before, right?

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/ot-odd-nba-psa-chris-mullin.220929/#post-2853021

 

[BonesJones]

you realize you've done this joke before, right?

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/ot-odd-nba-psa-chris-mullin.220929/#post-2853021

He's running out of content.

 

[THE HCP]

you realize you've done this joke before, right?

That's what cracks me up when people always try to correct me. Love these nerds so much.

 

[BlazerWookee]

That's what cracks me up when people always try to correct me. Love these nerds so much.

Gotta love fish that'll keep taking the same bait!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

That's what cracks me up when people always try to correct me. Love these nerds so much.

I keep forgetting you have a schtick. I begin to assume you're a real poster and not a gimmick. My apologies. I'll forget again in two years.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Gotta love fish that'll keep taking the same bait!

You should talk. You're a master baiter.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I love how HCP uses an old bit to deflect attention from the fact that he is the most likely subject of this thread.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Let's refresh our memories. Some of these things may be wrong by my recollection as I wasn't there or paying attention.

1. There was a recent thread where King replied to someone suggesting HCP and he have some sort of a sexual encounter. I recall King saying he was for it at some point. I believe the thread was about the bet that hadn't been paid.

2. I also believe they've hung out and or went to games together. I also believe they may have hung out with Mags at the same time. This leads me to believe some crazy drugs could be involved.

3. Maybe most damning, HCP doesn't ever seem to care about the sexual remarks made about his wife. One could think he just has a sense of humor, it might be that he just doesn't really care what people say about his "beard"

4. If you believe HCP about his equipment it is safely above average. This could cause King to ask to see it for proof.

5. I don't know the current update but if he still owes the 100 bucks he might have decided to pay this way. Who knows?