I have a sore neck.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I elevated my pillow during my sleep last night and now my neck is sore.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

going to ask the HR chick if I can use her vibrator to ease some of the tension.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Cool story, bro.

 

[MickZagger]

Gargling too many balls

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

or not enough.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

fuck, I wonder if I inject some botox in my neck if that will relax my muscles.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

come on, someone fucking dance for me.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'm tired.

Can't focus.

Stomach is uneasy.

But I am otherwise fine. Tough evening of drinking.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Start a thread, noob.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I was going to. But doing it after you did it to make fun of Further's thread, I thought it'd be lame. Unless everyone does it.

MM, cue the new, "I have cancer" thread.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-a-Sore-Neck

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Rubbing your neck can help the pain go away, so ask someone to rub your neck for you - it really helps.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

El-P, take your own advice and find an Asian girl to rub it out.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

eh, the actual massage is generally only 1-2 minutes whenever I go.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I know if you take a Viagra and it gets stuck in your throat you wake up the next morning with a stiff neck.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Update: Its still sore.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Update: Its still sore.

Well, if it's been more than 4 hours call your doctor.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I need dat obama care.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Start jerking off vigorously with the hand opposite of your neck pain. That should straighten everything out.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I have someone for that.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Heroin will get rid of the pain . . . and make you feel good about the Blazers.

Win-Win

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I don't like sticking non-organic pricks in my body.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I don't like sticking non-organic pricks in my body.

OK, Zags & HCP, you're out.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Maybe stretch/limber-up next time?