I have created man!

[Eastoff]

This is Otis. He's awesome. The end.

 

[julius]

Que Ed Whalen...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is Otis. He's awesome. The end.

Congrats dude! We didn't know you were pregnant.

 

[santeesioux]

Congrats dude! We didn't know you were pregnant.

I can't believe he didn't invite S2 to the baby shower.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

I hope you're not a fan of sleep. Cuz you're not going to get any for a while.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Congrats!

 

[jlprk]

Does that kid know where your finger has been?

 

[Further]

Health and happiness for your whole family. Mazel tov!

 

[tlongII]

Congrats! Beautiful kid!

 

[oldmangrouch]

Congrats! How's dad doing?

 

[PDXFonz]

Never too early to start educating your children on the dangers of being a Laker.

Congrats!

 

[Eastoff]

Congrats! How's dad doing?

Tired as fuck. But happy! =]

 

[Eastoff]

Never too early to start educating your children on the dangers of being a Laker.

Congrats!

Maybe his sentence can be "Fuck the Lakers"....

 

[Denny Crane]

Which hole did it come out of?

Congrats!

 

[magnifier661]

Awesome!!!! Congrats bro

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Congrats man, the meaning of life

 

[maxiep]

Welcome to the ride you can never get off. You are no longer in control of your life. You will never sleep well again. You will spend more money than you ever thought you would.

It's awesome.

Congratulations!

 

[MarAzul]

This is Otis. He's awesome. The end.

Naw! You have a hell of long way to go before you have a man. But Otis looks like a very good start!
Congratulation!

 

[Rhal]

Congratulations and thank god caffiene is so abundant because youll be drinking a ton of it

 

[maxiep]

I had this vision of all the S2 posters going to the nursery saying, "Wait 'till Otis sees us. He loves us!"

Animal House never gets old.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

every thing above is true, plus some.

Gratz

 

[BlazerWookee]

Nice! He looks less like Winston Churchill than most babies, whatever that means...

 

[lawai'a]

you are an incredibly lucky man. congratulations. health and joy to you both.

 

[julius]

[video=youtube;KUwjNBjqR-c]

Yes, it's corny..but I know that one of my cousins had a son and told me that he went from hating this song, to crying every time he heard it for the first few years. (his son is about 28 now).

Interesting side note (about this song), more time has passed between today and Ugly Kid Joe's version than had passed between Harry Chapins original version (74) and UKJ's (92).

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Congrats on raising my child, Eastoff!

I buy you a beer one day.

 

[Eastoff]

Congrats on raising my child, Eastoff!

I buy you a beer one day.

If you want to send some alimony, you can call Otis your soon. ;]

 

[Eastoff]

[video=youtube;KUwjNBjqR-c]

Yes, it's corny..but I know that one of my cousins had a son and told me that he went from hating this song, to crying every time he heard it for the first few years. (his son is about 28 now).

Interesting side note (about this song), more time has passed between today and Ugly Kid Joe's version than had passed between Harry Chapins original version (74) and UKJ's (92).

It's sure nice talking with you, Julius. It was sure nice talking with you.

 

[Sedatedfork]

How is Otis doing? Did Eastoff get any sleep in the last 30 days?

 

[Eastoff]

He's going to be ready for his first game January 3rd!

 

[Eastoff]

How is Otis doing? Did Eastoff get any sleep in the last 30 days?

Sorry for missing this post. He had been sleeping 7-9 hours straight for the past month.