I Heart Rudy?

[Spud147]

I love a lady in a thong... what about thong night at the RG.... and I am still single!

Hah! You just made my day Ed!

I shouldn't do this (and it's probably TMI) but in the spirit of S2 board love and harmony amongst posters I'm willing to sacrifice my own dignity and share my recent thong mishap.

Okay, we lost an hour over the weekend for daylight savings time and I'm NOT a morning person. I have an early morning meeting yesterday and have to get up and ready at the crack of dawn (and it's dark at 6:00am again because of DLST). I'm doing my the zombie walk route... coffee... shower... deodorant... face... hair... clothes.

I manage to get to the meeting on time. Then I got to the office and had two "urgent" calls to return another meeting to prep for, etc.... long story short I didn't have time for a break until after noon.

Keep in mind that us regular (not NBA girlfriend hot) women keep the thongs in the back of the drawer unless we've reeeeaaaallllllyyy been procrastinating on the laundry, they're just uncomfortable. So I'm expecting uncomfortable. It's not until the noon potty break that I realize....












I've been wearing them sideways the entire day. I thought they felt more uncomfortable than I remembered!

 

[ABM]

Hah! You just made my day Ed!

I shouldn't do this (and it's probably TMI) but in the spirit of S2 board love and harmony amongst posters I'm willing to sacrifice my own dignity and share my recent thong mishap.

Okay, we lost an hour over the weekend for daylight savings time and I'm NOT a morning person. I have an early morning meeting yesterday and have to get up and ready at the crack of dawn (and it's dark at 6:00am again because of DLST). I'm doing my the zombie walk route... coffee... shower... deodorant... face... hair... clothes.

I manage to get to the meeting on time. Then I got to the office and had two "urgent" calls to return another meeting to prep for, etc.... long story short I didn't have time for a break until after noon.

Keep in mind that us regular (not NBA girlfriend hot) women keep the thongs in the back of the drawer unless we've reeeeaaaallllllyyy been procrastinating on the laundry, they're just uncomfortable. So I'm expecting uncomfortable. It's not until the noon potty break that I realize....












I've been wearing them sideways the entire day. I thought they felt more uncomfortable than I remembered!

I Spud147

 

[Spud147]

I Spud147

Ah shoot! I'm glowing... and not just because I put some of that Jergens fake tan on my legs this morning.

 

[ABM]

Ah shoot! I'm glowing... and not just because I put some of that Jergens fake tan on my legs this morning.

You haven't been hanging around Mike Barrett per chance, have you?

 

[Minstrel]

Ah shoot! I'm glowing... and not just because I put some of that Jergens fake tan on my legs this morning.

Are you trying to seduce ABM? That seems like it might be a breach of the site rules, though I'm not sure.

 

[ABM]

Are you trying to seduce ABM? That seems like it might be a breach of the site rules, though I'm not sure.

Now you're calling flops?

 

[julius]

Everyones favorite clone "Chad in Portland" does.

You mean Hal Sparks. That has to be Hal Sparks.

 

[Spud147]

You haven't been hanging around Mike Barrett per chance, have you?

What is up with that? Will someone please take pity on him, pull him aside, and talk to him? If it were me I'd want to know.

 

[Spud147]

Are you trying to seduce ABM? That seems like it might be a breach of the site rules, though I'm not sure.

Well everybody else is doing it and you don't call them out!

It's not my fault ABM is irresistable! Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

 

[Spud147]

Now you're calling flops?

Flops? Would you like to rephrase that?

 

[Spud147]

You mean Hal Sparks. That has to be Hal Sparks.

He appears to have a bit more self esteem than he should given what he has to work with.

 

[ABM]

Well everybody else is doing it and you don't call them out!

It's not my fault ABM is irresistable! Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Holy crap, my thong just slipped sideways!

 

[ABM]

Flops? Would you like to rephrase that?

I know, I know...kind of a cryptic remark. What I meant was, these guys have been over-modding on all the mainstream stuff, now they're messing with subtleties (flops)?

Sorry, Minstrel, just a corny joke is all.