Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

[BBert]

man, woman, microwaved cantaloupe, what's the difference?

Microwaved cantaloupe? And just when I thought I'd tried everything... Thanks El!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Microwaved cantaloupe? And just when I thought I'd tried everything... Thanks El!

I was going to ask how long he microwaves them for so it doesn't burn, but since we were at odds, I didn't think he would respond

 

[ABM]

I was going to ask how long he microwaves them for so it doesn't burn, but since we were at odds, I didn't think he would respond

They key, here, is Power Level 2

 

[SlyPokerDog]

All this time when Mediocre Man said he has an inside source I don't know he meant he was actually inside of the source.

 

[Mediocre Man]

All this time when Mediocre Man said he has an inside source I don't know he meant he was actually inside of the source.

This whole time Mrs HCP has been a source?

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Mrs HCP is my little lover! NOT YOURS! I dont share!

 

[44Thrilla]

Kingspeed, just because HCP works for the blazers, that doesn't make him an NBA player.

 

[ABM]

Kingspeed, just because HCP works for the blazers, that doesn't make him an NBA player.

But he thinks he's a playa.

 

[Ed O]

But he thinks he's a playa.

Total beach.

Ed O.

 

[ABM]

Total beach.

Ed O.

Yeah, a sunny beach, no less.

NOTE: He did give me his futon, though, so........ (and, yes, the cover was cleaned before I moved it into my apartment.)

 

[THE HCP]

Total beach.

Ed O.

Is this some kind of Seattle hipster slang I don't know about?

 

[Ed O]

Is this some kind of Seattle hipster slang I don't know about?

C'mon. You speak Spanish.

Ed O.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Why is it that homophobes obsess so much about anal sex? Reminds me of that classic Onion piece..

 

[THE HCP]

Why is it that homophobes obsess so much about anal sex? Reminds me of that classic Onion piece..

'Cause it's their only hole!

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

They also have a mouth and hand.

over 30, currently in the NBA, black, with a championship ring. Let's start a list of suspects.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

They also have a mouth and hand.

over 30, currently in the NBA, black, with a championship ring. Let's start a list of suspects.

My guess is Lamar Odom. Compared to Bubba Kardashian, King Speed would be looking pretty hot.

 

[Ed O]

'Cause it's their only hole!

Nah. Homophobes have lots of holes.

Ed O.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Brian Cook, Kobe Bryant, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom, Metta World Peace are the players from the LA teams that would meet the criteria.

Ray Allen, KG, Paul Pierce, Brendan Haywood, Jason Kidd, Shawn Marion, Jason Terry, Richard Hamilton, Chauncey Billups, Ben Wallace, James Posey, Udonis Haslem, Eddie House, Stephen Jackson, Nazr Mohammed, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Antonio McDyess are all listed as on rosters according to Yahoo.

Free agents are Caron Butler, Deshawn Stevenson, and Tayshaun Prince.

Pretty short list.

 

[KingSpeed]

MM- your knowledge of sex is limited. I'm gay and I don't have anal sex. Not my thing. And there are straight men who love anal sex with a woman. There is also fellatio, cunnilingus, rimming, mutual masturbation, and more.

 

[chevyrunssometimes]

You kinda look like Neil Young, dude. You probably get that a lot.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

I wonder if the NBA player started a thread titled "I had sex with a BONES cast member that is more popular than Travis Outlaw!".

 

[Elton]

KS, you could've done an "NBA Action...it's FANTASTIC" promo for the ages. Just hit record on the phone!

Pointer Sisters song would've fit nicely too.

 

[chevyrunssometimes]

MM- your knowledge of sex is limited. I'm gay and I don't have anal sex. Not my thing. And there are straight men who love anal sex with a woman. There is also fellatio, cunnilingus, rimming, mutual masturbation, and more.

I'm 'almost willing to bet' (my pet phrase for the day) he thinks you're speaking French.

 

[KingSpeed]

Another hint: there is a letter N in his name

 

[chevyrunssometimes]

Internet forums are the bathroom walls of society.

If that's true, what are bathroom walls?

 

[Elton]

GIMME AN N!! GIMME AN E!! GIMME ANOTHER N! GIMME ANOTHER E!

WHAT"S THAT SPELL!!

HILARIO!!! BWWAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

[THE HCP]

Denny........ this is the thread you should send off to possible sponsors of your website! Yes, you too could reach this target demographic!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Another hint: there is a letter N in his name

HispaNic CausiN' PaNic!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If that's true, what are bathroom walls?

Oregonlive?

 

[Elton]

Wait, Oden. Dear Lord and sonny Jeezus.

How's the rehab comin' along?