Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

He just called! What do I do?

Are you sure it wasn't a butt dial?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Are you sure it wasn't a butt dial?

i think thats the same thing as a booty call

 

[BlazerCaravan]

i think thats the same thing as a booty call

Which one is where you have the phone set to vibrate?

 

[BlazerWookee]

He just called! What do I do?

Buy a concierge costume?

 

[illmatic99]

Jordan Crawford is from Ohio (Xavier), and plays for WAS now.

 

[MickZagger]

Is this real or another manic episode?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[ABM]

Repped!

 

[THE HCP]

Very well done.

 

[KingSpeed]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Carlito]

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

Please keep this going.

 

[crandc]

KingSpeed, you can't really ask us what you should do. Did you enjoy first encounter? If not, don't return call. If so would a return threaten your current relationship? Or the player's, if he has one? Sheesh, you're a grown man, you should be able to handle your own sex life without our help!

BTW, does he have a sister? I'm single....

 

[jlprk]

I saw her first!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

BTW, does he have a sister? I'm single....

Here she is!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NaDmCDCSz5c/UG7p_qaaKLI/AAAAAAAAAbU/SIX7liUFx70/s1600/wanda2.jpg

 

[ABM]

Sheesh, you're a grown man, you should be able to handle your own sex life without our help!

Considering it's coming from you, crandc, there's just some type of poetic justice in that statement.

 

[mobes23]

So have any people from the forum hooked up? Seems like the PDX centered crowd is always talking about "having beers" -- what really happens when you guys have those get togethers? Is the "olshey meet & greet" code for something else?

 

[santeesioux]

So have any people from the forum hooked up? Seems like the PDX centered crowd is always talking about "having beers" -- what really happens when you guys have those get togethers? Is the "olshey meet & greet" code for something else?

Mount Tabor is definitively code for something else.

Probably more of an Oregonlive callback tbh.

 

[mobes23]

I don't know. Now there's another thread about a "meet & greet" with Rice that involves HCP and "unlimited chili dogs". What are you guys doing down there?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

this thread has done wonders for my rep to post ratio

 

[Eastoff]

I don't know. Now there's another thread about a "meet & greet" with Rice that involves HCP and "unlimited chili dogs". What are you guys doing down there?

Mike and Mike and one Chillidog?

 

[ABM]

Mike and Mike and one Chillidog?

Two men and a pup.

 

[An NBA Player]

dude...

 

[NJNetz]

Dumb thread is dumb.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

His DNA is all over this team.

GROSS

 

[MickZagger]

You got some mud on your supersoaker.

 

[HailBlazers]

dude...

Ohhh shit he's here!

 

[ABM]

Ohhh shit he's here!

The face is blurred out. I don't know who he is.

 

[MickZagger]

Isn't one of the most important rules of the gay culture not to kiss and tell. You broke a cardinal sin, Kingspeed.

 

[HailBlazers]

Bad Kingspeed! /lisp

 

[ABM]

You broke a Cardinal sin

Now THAT's funny right there!

Errr.....wait.