Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

[KingSpeed]

I don't believe you have an "open marriage", fwiw.

Well, we do. I know what fwiw means. But ABM- what does ftw mean?

 

[ABM]

Well, we do. I know what fwiw means. But ABM- what does ftw mean?

I was just messin'.

It means For The Win.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I was just messin'.

It means For The Win.

That's one of the meanings. You obviously meant Fuck The World.

 

[ABM]

That's one of the meanings. You obviously meant Fuck The World.

You have me confused with someone else.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You have me confused with someone else.

Uh huh.

Context is everything.

 

[ABM]

Uh huh.

Context is everything.

Really? Meaning?

 

[PapaG]

Well, we do. I know what fwiw means. But ABM- what does ftw mean?

I still don't believe you. I think you and Charles are committed to each other, and you just talk a big game.

 

[ABM]

I still don't believe you. I think you and Charles are committed to each other, and you just talk a big game.

Shoot, then rename him Damian!

 

[KingSpeed]

I still don't believe you. I think you and Charles are committed to each other, and you just talk a big game.

Ha!

 

[crandc]

Honestly, KingSpeed, no one can tell you whether or not to return the calls! It's your choice. If you've moved on you can still call in a friendly fashion - and if you get two free tix out of it, I'll buy the cokes.

 

[jlprk]

I don't want to go where KingSpeed's already been, so if I'm ever with an NBA player, I'll keep it to kissing only.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Then GET IT!!! Return that call and tell him to BTB.

BTB? Butter The Boner?

EDIT: Sorry. Vicodin makes my humor even cruder than normal...

 

[KingSpeed]

We had a nice lunch today and I think that's it. He wants more but I'm just not interested.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

^Straight Line Alert^

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Does your husband know?

 

[Carlito]

Again

GREATEST THREAD EVER

 

[PapaG]

Does your husband know?

His hubby apparently doesn't care. Read the thread.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Better than sex for an NBA player is eating guac:

Meyers Leonard: Table side guacamole. Best guac you'll ever have. At Portland's own: ¡Oba! Spanish restaurant


(didn't know where to put this tweet)

 

[KingSpeed]

Better than sex for an NBA player is eating guac:

Meyers Leonard: Table side guacamole. Best guac you'll ever have. At Portland's own: ¡Oba! Spanish restaurant


(didn't know where to put this tweet)

This was the right thread.

 

[PapaG]

Better than sex for an NBA player is eating guac:

Meyers Leonard: Table side guacamole. Best guac you'll ever have. At Portland's own: ¡Oba! Spanish restaurant


(didn't know where to put this tweet)

Did somebody say table-side guacamole?

 

[BBert]

That's one of the meanings. You obviously meant Fuck The World.

Nevermind.

 

[KSF-ERIC]

If we're bringing up Zombie threads...

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Ohhhhh wow!!!

Is this player on our team??????

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

This place is wild. Cat porn. Zombie sex…
Whats next?
Covid copulation?

 

[Fairly-Hard]

WTF?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

If anyone is wondering, I have not had sex with an NBA player.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

If anyone is wondering, I have not had sex with an NBA player.

We know, Sly. You’ve had to settle for G Leaguers.

 

[Chris Craig]

If anyone is wondering, I have not had sex with an NBA player.

Not even that one time at band camp?

 

[julius]

If anyone is wondering, I have not had sex.

How brave of you to admit that to everyone.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

How brave of you to admit that to everyone.

Can't be true, unless leg-humping doesn't count.