Bogus! I just had sex with an NBA player

[e_blazer]

If anyone is wondering, I have not had sex with an NBA player.

How about with an NBA video guy’s wife?

 

[THE HCP]

Funny thing is, all these guys making jokes STILL haven’t had intercourse without anything they didn’t have to inflate first.

 

[Fairly-Hard]

Funny thing is, all these guys making jokes STILL haven’t had intercourse without anything they didn’t have to inflate first.

Bam!

 

[Pinwheel1]

Funny thing is, all these guys making jokes STILL haven’t had intercourse without anything they didn’t have to inflate first.

On that note, has anyone seen "Made for Love" on HBO Max?
Ray Romano and his sex doll girlfriend is a bit over the top.

Or is it?

 

[SlyPokerCat]

If anyone is wondering, I have not had sex with an NBA player.

Don't lie.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Don't lie.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

That may be the most adorable thing I've ever watched.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Bump for no particular reason

 

[Strenuus]

Ah we bumping classic threads I see.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Bump for no particular reason

IDK, quite some time has passed. There may be an update.

 

[barfo]

IDK, quite some time has passed. There may be an update.

Should be. By my count, the offspring that they created is 10 years old now.

barfo

 

[BlazerWookee]

Bump for no particular reason

Oh, there's a reason, lol...

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Oh, there's a reason, lol...

I think we need to have a talk with Cap'n Barfo about landlubber biology.

 

[barfo]

I think we need to have a talk with Cap'n Barfo about landlubber biology.

What you don't realize is that sometimes a gay man is forced to adopt a child after a one-night stand. This is done so that they can experience unplanned children just as hetero people do.

Tennessee and Florida lawmakers have already introduced bills that would make it mandatory that gay people adopt every time they have sex - and also that they are forbidden from adopting.

barfo

 

[KingSpeed]

What you don't realize is that sometimes a gay man is forced to adopt a child after a one-night stand. This is done so that they can experience unplanned children just as hetero people do.

Tennessee and Florida lawmakers have already introduced bills that would make it mandatory that gay people adopt every time they have sex - and also that they are forbidden from adopting.

barfo

Brilliant satire

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

What you don't realize is that sometimes a gay man is forced to adopt a child after a one-night stand. This is done so that they can experience unplanned children just as hetero people do.

Tennessee and Florida lawmakers have already introduced bills that would make it mandatory that gay people adopt every time they have sex - and also that they are forbidden from adopting.

barfo

Please forgive my insensitivity.