I just passed out and woke up in a pool of blood.

[KingSpeed]

And two of my teeth are broken. And my nose is swollen. And I'm supposed to shoot "Bones" next week. Fuck.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

WTF?!?

Were you roofied? What's the last thing you remember?

 

[KingSpeed]

WTF?!?

Were you roofied? What's the last thing you remember?

I was getting up to go lie down in my neighbor's apartment cuz we're having our apartment re-carpeted and I woke in blood. Now I'm dizzy and waiting to go to dentist. Fuck.

 

[Denny Crane]

Oh man, sorry to hear this.

I hope they can deal with it using makeup.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Thanks Trump.

Hey, am I the first one to do that?

 

[KeepOnRollin]

Thanks Trump.

Hey, am I the first one to do that?

Close!

http://www.sportstwo.com/posts/4005506/

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Close!

http://www.sportstwo.com/posts/4005506/

Damn, mine was clean though. No Obama included.

 

[Hobbesarable]

WTF?!?

Were you roofied? What's the last thing you remember?

Sounds like something closer to a Fight Club experience.

 

[KingSpeed]

Oh man, sorry to hear this.

I hope they can deal with it using makeup.

Thanks. At dentist now having teeth fixed.

 

[julius]

you were probably on auto pilot, walking through the house thinking you were at your home, and tripped over something and thus fell down on your face.

 

[e_blazer]

Close!

http://www.sportstwo.com/posts/4005506/

Excuse me, but:

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/the-2016-election-results-thread.305912/page-12#post-4005369

Sorry for your troubles, Eric. Did you just pass out and fall? Get that checked out with your doctor.

 

[dviss1]

OMG Eric! Did you get assaulted by some phobe?

 

[KingSpeed]

I'm good. Teeth are fixed. Tired. It was combination of publicity/cabaret/marathon/election and dehydration and lack of sleep and standing up too fast.

 

[Denny Crane]

So you stood up too fast and passed out?

Yikes.

Sounds like you're on the path to healing.

Proper amount of water and sleep are really important.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

OMG Eric! Did you get assaulted by some phobe?

Maybe it was a black guy with a hat and a fanny pack?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm good. Teeth are fixed. Tired. It was combination of publicity/cabaret/marathon/election and dehydration and lack of sleep and standing up too fast.

Eric, if there is a black guy with a fanny pack there holding you against your will like my post and we'll get help.

 

[jlprk]

Maybe it was a black guy with a hat and a fanny pack?

Was his first name Evan? King has enemies, you know.

 

[andalusian]

Is it possible that HCP hired someone to get a payment for a bet from you?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This sounds like something from a Johnny Cash song.

"I woke up in a dripping pool of blood... a pool of blood."

 

[blue32]

Pics or it didnt happen!

just kidding.... but damn man hope you are okay.

how do they fix the teeth? curious.

 

[dviss1]

Maybe it was a black guy with a hat and a fanny pack?

 

[Hobbesarable]

Pics or it didnt happen!

just kidding.... but damn man hope you are okay.

how do they fix the teeth? curious.

He probably had them capped.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Eric, if there is a black guy with a fanny pack there holding you against your will like my post and we'll get help.

Fuck fuck fuck. The captor and the captive liked the same post. I think that makes it a tie so we can't take any course of action. Sorry.

 

[KingSpeed]

Pics or it didnt happen!

just kidding.... but damn man hope you are okay.

how do they fix the teeth? curious.

.

I had a broken veneer. They put a temporary one in and bonded it. The other tooth which is a crown is fine but it hurts. I'm at doctor now

 

[Orion Bailey]

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I had a broken veneer. They put a temporary one in and bonded it. The other tooth which is a crown is fine but it hurts. I'm at doctor now

 

[Rastapopoulos]

KingSpeed speaks for all America.