I just pushed a midget into oncoming traffic

[Buzz Killington]

holla!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Yeah? Well, I took a blind mans cane and chucked it into the river

 

[Buzz Killington]

I stole a retarded kid's lunch money and used it to buy a lapdance.

 

[Nate4Prez]

I raped a baby to make my penis look bigger.

 

[Buzz Killington]

I just challenged a samoan to a math contest.

 

[Nate4Prez]

I gave a blind guy a blow job and told him I was a woman!

 

[MickZagger]

I sell 40's in the bathroom at Discovery Zone.

 

[Buzz Killington]

I just told Damon Stoudamire the Blazers were going to retire his jersey next season.

 

[julius]

I just told Damon Stoudamire the Blazers were going to retire his jersey next season.

Now that's a low blow.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Nate4Prez took this thread into a dark dark place.

 

[DaRizzle]

Nate4Prez took this thread into a dark dark place.

lol...yeah...but so awesome

 

[Buzz Killington]

I just blogged about going to the hood to eat ghetto burgers! http://www.diglounge.net/food/ghetto-burger-marathon/

glad I don't live there 24/7! LOLZ

 

[DaRizzle]

I just blogged about going to the hood to eat ghetto burgers! http://www.diglounge.net/food/ghetto-burger-marathon/

glad I don't live there 24/7! LOLZ

haha...you seriously did that?

 

[Buzz Killington]

hell no. we should do it one day though. just get a bunch of hipsters and film a tour through the ghetto!

 

[Buzz Killington]

I wonder in an alternate universe on Master P's message board or something, if there's a thread about some gangstas yelling at white people for invadin' the hood?

 

[Further]

I just blogged about going to the hood to eat ghetto burgers! http://www.diglounge.net/food/ghetto-burger-marathon/

glad I don't live there 24/7! LOLZ

nice blog, reminds me of the time i went to a taco bell in a ghetto where a fight with baseball bats broke out and about 15-20 guys going at it. We were stuck in the drive-through and couldn't get away. Finally, someone drew a gun and everyone dispersed. When everyone left there were about a dozen bottles of malt liquor left in the parking lot and fragments of tacos everywhere. Surprisingly, even though I saw at least a couple of swung bats make contact, nobody seemed too hurt, i.e. couldn't run when the gun came out.

 

[Buzz Killington]

here in LA, we call those L*ker game day.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I use chihuahuas as golf balls at the driving range. I also use machetes as golf clubs.

 

[Buzz Killington]

I just went to the bathroom at the chinese restaurant and made fun of all the asians with small penises!

 

[BlazerWookee]

I told the Italian Snow Tire joke in a mob-owned restaurant in Bullhead City...

 

[Blazed Mania 52]

It's justifiable if he was on yo TURF!

GET THE HELL OF MY TURF YO!

 

[BlazerWookee]

I finished banging this chick in the ass, and I wiped my dick off on her curtains.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I did a chick and told her to have fun with the Herpes.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I raped a girl this one time and when I finished, I asked her "Now, Bitch, how does it feel to fuck a real man?"

She said, "Now, Asshole, how does it feel to fuck a leper?"

 

[DaRizzle]

I finished banging this chick in the ass, and I wiped my dick off on her curtains.

gangsta

 

[BlazerWookee]

gangsta

You know I take that word as an insult, right, lol?

 

[KingSpeed]

I guaranteed the Blazers would beat the Lakers & Cavs this weekend.

 

[Pontius]

I sent a link to this thread to crandc.

 

[drexlersdad]

I sent a link to this thread to crandc.

ice cold