Event I saw the most amazing thing ever tonight!

[SlyPokerDog]

I went to the Blazer game with @Jade Falcon tonight. We had seats up in the 300 level in row K.

(Thanks for the ticket Jade!)

Anyway, halftime is almost over and I'm coming back from the bathroom. I enter from the concourse and start to walking up the stairs to row K when I look up and see someone tumbling head over heels down the seats. Bouncing, flipping, row after row, hitting the seat backs and people, continuing to tumble down rows of seats. I'm just frozen watching as this guy finally flips lands perfectly in the only empty seat in this one row.

Now my first thought was this was a fight, I mean for someone to fall down that many rows of seats they had to have been punched or shoved. But as I scan the crowd with my eyes I only see stunned people looking back down at the person who had just tumbled down multiple rows of seats. That's when I looked back at the person who had just fallen and realized....

It was @Jade Falcon! Holy fucking shit! I'm like dude, what just happened?!? Are you alright?!?! He's a bit stunned, eyes wide as saucers (which makes since because just took an hell of falls) and the first thing he says to me is, "have you seen my water bottle?"

It was amazing, surreal, shocking, I'm not sure how to describe it.

Anyway, his wrist and arm are fucked up but he soldiered through and watched the rest of the game.

Apparently the girl next to him wouldn't move when he tried to exit the row and he lost his balance.

 

[ripcityboy]

I went to the Blazer game with @Jade Falcon tonight. We had seats up in the 300 level in row K.

(Thanks for the ticket Jade!)

Anyway, halftime is almost over and I'm coming back from the bathroom. I enter from the concourse and start to walking up the stairs to row K when I look up and see someone tumbling head over heels down the seats. Bouncing, flipping, row after row, hitting the seat backs and people, continuing to tumble down rows of seats. I'm just frozen watching as this guy finally flips lands perfectly in the only empty seat in this one row.

Now my first thought was this was a fight, I mean for someone to fall down that many rows of seats they had to have been punched or shoved. But as I scan the crowd with my eyes I only see stunned people looking back down at the person who had just tumbled down multiple rows of seats. That's when I looked back at the person who had just fallen and realized....

It was @Jade Falcon! Holy fucking shit! I'm like dude, what just happened?!? Are you alright?!?! He's a bit stunned, eyes wide as saucers (which makes since because just took an hell of falls) and the first thing he says to me is, "have you seen my water bottle?"

It was amazing, surreal, shocking, I'm not sure how to describe it.

Anyway, his wrist and arm are fucked up but he soldiered through and watched the rest of the game.

Apparently the girl next to him wouldn't move when he tried to exit the row and he lost his balance.

Hmmmmmnm.... Legal ramifications?!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hmmmmmnm.... Legal ramifications?!

You really think I should sue Jade?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Video.

 

[HailBlazers]

Fake News

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Video.

I'm sure the security cameras caught it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Fake News

I swear it's true.

 

[MickZagger]

I always thought Republican's were stronger than that.

 

[ripcityboy]

You really think I should sue Jade?

No. I wouldn't. He'd neuter you in court.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I went to the Blazer game with @Jade Falcon tonight. We had seats up in the 300 level in row K.

(Thanks for the ticket Jade!)

Anyway, halftime is almost over and I'm coming back from the bathroom. I enter from the concourse and start to walking up the stairs to row K when I look up and see someone tumbling head over heels down the seats. Bouncing, flipping, row after row, hitting the seat backs and people, continuing to tumble down rows of seats. I'm just frozen watching as this guy finally flips lands perfectly in the only empty seat in this one row.

Now my first thought was this was a fight, I mean for someone to fall down that many rows of seats they had to have been punched or shoved. But as I scan the crowd with my eyes I only see stunned people looking back down at the person who had just tumbled down multiple rows of seats. That's when I looked back at the person who had just fallen and realized....

It was @Jade Falcon! Holy fucking shit! I'm like dude, what just happened?!? Are you alright?!?! He's a bit stunned, eyes wide as saucers (which makes since because just took an hell of falls) and the first thing he says to me is, "have you seen my water bottle?"

It was amazing, surreal, shocking, I'm not sure how to describe it.

Anyway, his wrist and arm are fucked up but he soldiered through and watched the rest of the game.

Apparently the girl next to him wouldn't move when he tried to exit the row and he lost his balance.

Glad you had fun bro.

You really think I should sue Jade?

Oh, you should definitely sue. He's a total bastard.

I always thought Republican's were stronger than that.

I tripped over my own awesomeness. That's nothing you would know anything about.

 

[Dougnsalem]

ROFL.... Bet that's the last free ticket you get from him....

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Glad you had fun bro.

Seriously, are you alright? That was a hell of a fall.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

ROFL.... Bet that's the last free ticket you get from him....

I had nothing to do with it.

And I found his water bottle!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is America's Funniest Home Videos still on?

@HCP if you can get the arena security video I will cut you in for part of the prize money.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Jade Falcon is SPD's Lloyd Braun.

 

[Dougnsalem]

I had nothing to do with it.

And I found his water bottle!

No, but you did an awesome job reporting it though.... Lol. Geeze...

 

[Jade Falcon]

ROFL.... Bet that's the last free ticket you get from him....

Especially if he leaves his dog shit on my doorstep again.

Seriously, are you alright? That was a hell of a fall.

Got a nasty jagged bruise on my arm about 2 inches long, with a small layer of skin missing below it (like a sunburn; no bleeding) and my hand hurts just above my wrist, where my wrist and hand connect.

I'd take a picture, but that would require plugging in my webcam....and I'm too lazy for that. I'll live. I'm just glad I didn't land face first in somebody's beer. That would have fucked my evening up.

Jade Falcon is SPD's Lloyd Braun.

I'm far better looking than him.

I had nothing to do with it.

And I found his water bottle!

Fetched it like a good dog.

And I must say.....Sly's human form can fool many people.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

@Jade Falcon tonight

 

[Jade Falcon]

@Jade Falcon tonight

I much prefer Tom Petty:

 

[Dougnsalem]

Why does the story of the boy who cried wolf, come to mind???

 

[Jade Falcon]

Why does the story of the boy who cried wolf, come to mind???

ummm.....I'm not a boy. Or a wolf.



And Sly's not a wolf....despite how much DGH (Dog Growth Hormone) he consumes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

@Jade Falcon tonight

That's pretty close but Jade stuck the landing much better.

 

[Dougnsalem]

ummm.....I'm not a boy. Or a wolf.



And Sly's not a wolf....despite how much DGH (Dog Growth Hormone) he consumes.

You may want to think about getting tickets in the T through Z range next year. Just to be safe....

 

[Jade Falcon]

That's pretty close but Jade stuck the landing much better.

Did it look something like that?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Did it look something like that?

 

[stampedehero]

Skill Move

 

[Jade Falcon]

View attachment 13950 Skill Move

Hah! You know, as I was tumbling over, I had an image in my head of two things:

1) this reminds me of falling down the stairs (something I've never actually done....)
2) this is gonna hurt. And it did.

Something also occurred to me about 30 minutes ago; something quite humorous...

I fell to my left. Perhaps that's a sign.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Scary. Really hope and pray everything is and will be ok.

Boring post, I know, but life is short. I'm very thankful that you appear to have escaped serious injury.

Also this proves a theory of mine, that Sly is nothing but a no good, bad luck, piece of crap, that we should all avoid like the plague

 

[Jade Falcon]

Scary. Really hope and pray everything is and will be ok.

Boring post, I know, but life is short. I'm very thankful that you appear to have escaped serious injury.

Also this proves a theory of mine, that Sly is nothing but a no good, bad luck, piece of crap, that we should all avoid like the plague

Thank you very much! I'm sure I'll be fine. Got some minor swelling on my arm and my left kidney (I think I landed on an arm-rest), but I'll live.

But you're right about Sly. I especially find him to be quite the smart ass....

I'm convinced that I'm going to start seeing his likeness burned on to my toast. Or embedded in my cat's fur.

You leave my pussy alone, Sly. LEAVE HER ALONE!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I went to the Blazer game with @Jade Falcon tonight. We had seats up in the 300 level in row K.

(Thanks for the ticket Jade!)

Anyway, halftime is almost over and I'm coming back from the bathroom. I enter from the concourse and start to walking up the stairs to row K when I look up and see someone tumbling head over heels down the seats. Bouncing, flipping, row after row, hitting the seat backs and people, continuing to tumble down rows of seats. I'm just frozen watching as this guy finally flips lands perfectly in the only empty seat in this one row.

Now my first thought was this was a fight, I mean for someone to fall down that many rows of seats they had to have been punched or shoved. But as I scan the crowd with my eyes I only see stunned people looking back down at the person who had just tumbled down multiple rows of seats. That's when I looked back at the person who had just fallen and realized....

It was @Jade Falcon! Holy fucking shit! I'm like dude, what just happened?!? Are you alright?!?! He's a bit stunned, eyes wide as saucers (which makes since because just took an hell of falls) and the first thing he says to me is, "have you seen my water bottle?"

It was amazing, surreal, shocking, I'm not sure how to describe it.

Anyway, his wrist and arm are fucked up but he soldiered through and watched the rest of the game.

Apparently the girl next to him wouldn't move when he tried to exit the row and he lost his balance.

LOL!

Was anyone else injured? I'm picturing a trail of destruction in his wake?