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Jade Falcon said:
Thank you! Honestly, the only discomfort is some tightness in my middle finger. Not sure why....but surely there's a joke in there somewhere, lol.



Curses! I missed my chance for greatness!



Awesome. I'm famous. :cool2:

I propose a new emoji to commemorate the occasion. And we shall type it as :Jade:



Eh....

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Indeed. My fall was foretold by the Heavens. Remember....when you see a Jade Falcon tumble over a row of seats, that means a sweep in 4 games.

It's like Punxsutawney Phil when he sees his shadow.



It's just the polite thing to do. Well said.



It will certainly be the last time I ever sit up there. My father and I got to talking about it after the game, and we agreed to just get single seats for one-another in good sections, rather than trying to get two seats together if they aren't available. It will save us something like this happening again.



Very accurate, if I may say so myself. :biglaugh:
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BigGameDamian said:
Date night?
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Wait so following this. Your date was your father and he is @SlyPokerDog ???
 
Jade Falcon said:
It was REALLY crammed up there. I don't think it was anyone's specific fault....but further down the isle, near the stairwell, there WERE two enormously fat people who didn't stand up when I went by. And that certainly didn't help.

But thank you. I'm alright.
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I would have been cursing those enormously fat people out the whole way down! Way to stick the landing.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
I went to the Blazer game with @Jade Falcon tonight. We had seats up in the 300 level in row K.

(Thanks for the ticket Jade!)

Anyway, halftime is almost over and I'm coming back from the bathroom. I enter from the concourse and start to walking up the stairs to row K when I look up and see someone tumbling head over heels down the seats. Bouncing, flipping, row after row, hitting the seat backs and people, continuing to tumble down rows of seats. I'm just frozen watching as this guy finally flips lands perfectly in the only empty seat in this one row.

Now my first thought was this was a fight, I mean for someone to fall down that many rows of seats they had to have been punched or shoved. But as I scan the crowd with my eyes I only see stunned people looking back down at the person who had just tumbled down multiple rows of seats. That's when I looked back at the person who had just fallen and realized....

It was @Jade Falcon! Holy fucking shit! I'm like dude, what just happened?!? Are you alright?!?! He's a bit stunned, eyes wide as saucers (which makes since because just took an hell of falls) and the first thing he says to me is, "have you seen my water bottle?"

It was amazing, surreal, shocking, I'm not sure how to describe it.

Anyway, his wrist and arm are fucked up but he soldiered through and watched the rest of the game.

Apparently the girl next to him wouldn't move when he tried to exit the row and he lost his balance.
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Thank God it wasn't me...
 
Did the chick who wouldn't move to make room say anything at all since her pretentiousness caused the whole thing?
 
Orion Bailey said:
Wait so following this. Your date was your father and he is @SlyPokerDog ???
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Dammit! I was hoping nobody would figure it out!

But I will say this.....the rumors of me and Sly in a bestiality relationship are FALSE!

dviss1 said:
I would have been cursing those enormously fat people out the whole way down! Way to stick the landing.
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LMAO, I so totally should have done that. I can just picture how that would have sounded as I tumbled over and over....

"YOU fat ass MOTHER fuckers DIDN'T MOVE your fat FUCKING ASSES!"

:biglaugh:
 
Jade Falcon said:
Dammit! I was hoping nobody would figure it out!

But I will say this.....the rumors of me and Sly in a bestiality relationship are FALSE!



LMAO, I so totally should have done that. I can just picture how that would have sounded as I tumbled over and over....

"YOU fat ass MOTHER fuckers DIDN'T MOVE your fat FUCKING ASSES!"

:biglaugh:
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HAHAHA. funny. Probably a couple grunts and ughs in there though too right? lol

I call BS. We ALL know SLy is a beast, so its an obvious beastiality thing going on there. The question is, who walks who?
 
Orion Bailey said:
HAHAHA. funny. Probably a couple grunts and ughs in there though too right? lol

I call BS. We ALL know SLy is a beast, so its an obvious beastiality thing going on there. The question is, who walks who?
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Well, I'll just say this....

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That wasn't designed to fit me.....
 
Jade Falcon said:
Dammit! I was hoping nobody would figure it out!

But I will say this.....the rumors of me and Sly in a bestiality relationship are FALSE!



LMAO, I so totally should have done that. I can just picture how that would have sounded as I tumbled over and over....

"YOU fat ass MOTHER fuckers DIDN'T MOVE your fat FUCKING ASSES!"

:biglaugh:
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Loud, muffled, loud, muffled.

:biglaugh:
 
Jade Falcon said:
LMFAO, that was fucking epic! The Chappelle Show was so underrated. "The Ni**ars" is still one of my all-time favorite comedy sketches.
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Sometimes randomly I look at my best friend and say:

"The little Ni**ar boy from down the street"

We both CTFU.
 
dviss1 said:
Sometimes randomly I look at my best friend and say:

"The little Ni**ar boy from down the street"

We both CTFU.
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When I lived in Berkeley, the Chappelle show was in full flight. One day when I was walking home from college, I saw a group of teenagers harmonizing to "I Want To Piss On You." It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
 
The Chappelle show and the Boondocks were by far the most popular shows among my group of friends in junior high/high school. We can still quote that shit.
 
ripcityboy said:
When I lived in Berkeley, the Chappelle show was in full flight. One day when I was walking home from college, I saw a group of teenagers harmonizing to "I Want To Piss On You." It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
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I still sing that song to this day!

The remix tho! :biglaugh:
 
dviss1 said:
Sometimes randomly I look at my best friend and say:

"The little Ni**ar boy from down the street"

We both CTFU.
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LMFAO! "I know better than to get between a Ni**ar and his pork!"

Fucking epic!

This is pretty goddamn funny too:



Dude, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
 
Jade Falcon said:
LMFAO! "I know better than to get between a Ni**ar and his pork!"

Fucking epic!

This is pretty goddamn funny too:



Dude, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
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Dave Is my fave of all time and I grew up watching Richard Pryor.
 
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