OT I self identify as a 69 year old.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nice.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/08/europe/dutch-man-legal-age-scli-intl/index.html

Lying about your age on dating websites is usually considered a bit of a faux pas. Now a 69-year-old Dutchman wants the courts to make him officially 20 years younger, likening the change to identifying as transgender.

Emile Ratelband has launched a legal bid to change his age by 20 years in order to improve his chances with women on dating applications like Tinder and help with job prospects, according to reports in Dutch media.
"You can change your name. You can change your gender. Why not your age? Nowhere are you so discriminated against as with your age," Dutch paper De Telegraaf quoted Ratelband as saying.
On Monday, he asked a court in his hometown of Arnhem, in the east of the country, for his date of birth to be changed from March 11, 1949 to March 11, 1969.


He told the court that he "suffers" as a 69-year-old and has been feeling "20, 25 years younger" than his official age, according to Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad.
According to the newspaper, the court is skeptical about Ratelband's case as there is no legal precedent in this area. It is due to make a ruling in four weeks.
Ratelband, whose website describes him as a personal development entrepreneur, told De Telegraaf he is a "young god" and said a change to his legal age would help him live life with gusto.
"If I put on Tinder that I am 69, I will not get a response...[As] 49, with that face of mine, then I'm rammed," he said.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Nice.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/08/europe/dutch-man-legal-age-scli-intl/index.html

Over/under on days until El Pres launches legal bid to self-identify as a 22-year-old frat bro?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Over/under on days until El Pres launches legal bid to self-identify as a 22-year-old frat bro?

nah, gotta be out of college so the skanks know u got money

 

[riverman]

nah, gotta be out of college so the skanks know u got money

Date the homeless and they'll only care about your fridge and roof

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Date the homeless and they'll only care about your fridge and roof

I went out with a waitress a few years back that was "staying on her friend's couch".

 

[Chris Craig]

Date the homeless and they'll only care about your fridge and roof

Can you count them as a dependent

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Can you count them as a dependent

say you're their foster parent.

 

[Lanny]

Nice.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/08/europe/dutch-man-legal-age-scli-intl/index.html

I'm 39. I've been 39 for quite some time now. Jack Benny is the same age.