Then there is another box. This one is bigger. And if the little one is a tidy little video camera, the pressure is on the big box to somehow be more impressive.
That one is a satellite navigation system for your car. I was on the phone when I opened that one, and the person at the other end heard about it and immediately said "f--- that, I wouldn't give that back. I'd give back books and sneakers and stuff. But a satellite navigation system? That's an asset."
It is all tricked out with a little manual about "The Road Back to All-Star," and when you turn it on, where your car would normally appear on the little screen, there is instead -- to great comedic effect -- <i><b>Brandon Roy's head</i></b>.
And when you get where you're going, it's his voice that says "you have arrived at your destination."
