Exclusive I was born without an appendix

[Chris Craig]

Found out today I was born without an appendix. Apparently 1 in 100,000 people are born without one.

 

[Further]

Found out today I was born without an appendix. Apparently 1 in 100,000 people are born without one.

If you ever write an autobiography I’d put that bit of news at the very end.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Found out today I was born without an appendix. Apparently 1 in 100,000 people are born without one.

That sucks for your kids if they ever need you to donate yours to them.

 

[Chris Craig]

That sucks for your kids if they ever need you to donate yours to them.

Can you donate an appendix?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Can you donate an appendix?

Sure! You'll just have to squeeze out all the chewing gum I've swallowed over the years.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Found out today I was born without an appendix. Apparently 1 in 100,000 people are born without one.

Wow. Between you and @HCP we've got some real oddities here. I believe he has
Cold Urticaria.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

You can have mine. Although it burst as soon as they took it out of me when I was 12.

 

[Chris Craig]

Sure! You'll just have to squeeze out all the chewing gum I've swallowed over the years.

So that's where it goes!

 

[Chris Craig]

Wow. Between you and @HCP we've got some real oddities here. I believe he has
Cold Urticaria.

I have that too, but only in rivers and lakes for some reason

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I have that too, but only in rivers and lakes for some reason

The cure is fast food.

 

[Chris Craig]

The cure is fast food.

Huh? How does that work?

 

[barfo]

I was born without a third eye in the middle of my forehead. But you don't see me starting threads about it.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

I was born without a third eye in the middle of my forehead. But you don't see me starting threads about it.

barfo

With that patch you could probably use another one

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Huh? How does that work?

I'm just speaking about what works for HCP. Insulation.

 

[jlprk]

How will you attract women without their favorite organ?

 

[CupWizier]

Found out today I was born without an appendix. Apparently 1 in 100,000 people are born without one.

That's some crazy shit, but be thankful you're not like trump as he was born without a brain.

 

[Chris Craig]

That's some crazy shit, but be thankful you're not like trump as he was born without a brain.

True story

 

[barfo]

With that patch you could probably use another one

I didn't say I didn't have one! I said I wasn't born with it.

barfo

 

[riverman]

The appendix was surely the inspiration for David Lynch's "eraserhead"

 

[Stevenson]

When I was born, my parents didn't give me a middle name. I got it unofficially when I was about 2. I didn't know that until I looked at my birth certificate many years later. So my birth certificate and my passport actually are different names.

It's different, less loosey goosey, world today.

 

[Natebishop3]

I was born without an addendum.

 

[riverman]

I was born without a clue

 

[Further]

I was born without an addendum.

That comes later, didn’t get mine till my Bar Mitzvah.

 

[dviss1]

I was born without an addendum.

Isn't that what reincarnation is for?