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I went to my friend Nikita's birthday bash tonight...for like 6 hours...just got back...She has a new b/f I didn't know about named Andy, he seemed cool and we talked about Borat and stuff...that was dissapointing though...there were like 25 people in my friend Don's basement, it was loaded with all sorts of beer/drinks..etc..Don is gay so he invited all his gay friends from college...probably 1/3rd of the guys there were gay...So I don't drink, as you all know, they tried to get me to drink beer and take a shot but I didn't submit to peer pressure. I had a f*cking Coke... I was drinking my Coke and playing pool with this goofy guy wearing a Family Guy shirt named Will, he kicked my ass. Then Dons gay friends came in and got hammered and rubby real quick, none of them hit on me or anything which was cool...then Don comes up to me, 'Jesse, you know I like dudes right?' and puts his arm around me...'Yeah Don, I know...' 'Are you cool with it?'...'I don't mind Don.'...'Thats cool Jesse, just making sure.' Then an old Eminem song came on and this 65 pound gay guy wearing a tiny little shirt yelled out, 'holla!' in the gayest voice ever and I almost died laughing...his name was 'Cable' and he was amazing at pool...and later found out was also an amazing kisser. Then this big, slightly overweight chick came in with her b/f, they were obviously older than I was...this chick got drunk within 2 hours and when we were playing pool took her top off and kept flashing us...they were big...she was so freaking drunk...then she pulled her pants down right over the left pocket and I was about to puke .... My gay friend Don was now wearing these 8 inch heals and gave them to that tall chick, she put them on and was walking around to all the guys, she came around by me and shoved her boobs right in my face...they were on my f*cking face...then she jiggled back and forth and I told her, 'your the biggest bi*ch I've ever seen' and she just laughed at me and kept me pinned up against the wall...I then asked her if she was drunk and then she just walked away....I turned around and saw Don making out with some guy (it was gross, lol) and then I saw Nikita go up the stairs with Andy and I decided to f*cking ditch...I just went up the stairs and left....It was way too much for me....it was pretty fun though before everyone got drunk and stupid.
 
post of the yearwow, you probably got a couple diseases tonight
 
I'm not kidding, it all happened...she was like a foot taller than me with the heels on and she had me pinned against the wall...she was not hot at all...but not nasty...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>his name was 'Cable' and he was amazing at pool...and later found out was also an amazing kisser.</div>WOW.
 
LMAO that girl sounded so wasted. Did you expect that there would be a lot of gays there?Parties are also fun until people get high at it and do stupid ass sh*t.
 
Parties aren't fun for me unless you get wasted. Watching other people get wasted sucks if you aren't getting wasted also.
 
Don and 'Cable' were the two making out...it was a wierd experience... There were probably 8 or so gay people there.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mavsfan1000 @ Jan 7 2007, 03:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Parties aren't fun for me unless you get wasted. Watching other people get wasted sucks if you aren't getting wasted also.</div> I agree, I hardly ever go out to parties and tonight I was like, 'WTF is with this sh*t, I'm outta here.' Don just called me and was wondering where I went. :HAHAHA: 'Jesse where did you go?' 'I had to go to the bathroom and I have to work early' 'We have a bathroom here you know.' :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Jan 7 2007, 12:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Don and 'Cable' were the two making out...it was a wierd experience... There were probably 8 or so gay people there.</div>And if you got drunk who knows there might have been 9. Just kidding.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby23Land @ Jan 7 2007, 03:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>And if you got drunk who knows there might have been 9. Just kidding.</div> I've never been drunk so I don't know what I'm like...Nikita and I planned my 20th birthday tonight...she says shes getting me slammed so I have that to look forward to.
 
Well - It's good that you left - if you stayed I would not be surprised if you woke up with no clothes and lube smeared all over you. Yes - I know what you're thinking you dirty horn dogs!Cause I'm high high high high high
 
I woulda left that party right away if I knew a whole buncha Gay guys were coming.It deserves a big WTF?!
 
Sounds like BCB had a fabulous time tonight.

P.S. Check the sig.
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Sorry BCB, I couldn't help myself. I had to.
 
I said I want pics, but thats of the women, not of BCB and his gay lover.
 
I guess CB4 was right about that Gay Cop thing.
 
Man, that sounds f*cking terrible. And what the hell is wrong with women? I swear to god, bitches don't know that when you're with one guy you shouldn't attempt to attract another. sh*t.
 
this is the funniest story I have read on bbw in the longest time! haha bcb is hilarious, you could have tapped that! what the heck is wrong with you?? just get drunk one time its not that big of a deal!
 
Not like he got a disease or anything... but that was hilarious to read, especially the 65 pound gay guy named Cable.Lawlocaust.
 
This topic is weird. You went to a party and posted it online. Ok
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CRaZy_KiCkz @ Jan 7 2007, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>this is the funniest story I have read on bbw in the longest time! haha bcb is hilarious, you could have tapped that! what the heck is wrong with you?? just get drunk one time its not that big of a deal!</div><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">I'm positive nobody would want to get drunk during a "Gay Party". What kind of straight man goes to a gay party? Whatever, though, BCB. You had your fair share of experience during that party, eh? I had to quote you in my sig, too. Sorry...</span>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Jan 7 2007, 01:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>This topic is weird. You went to a part and posted it online. Ok</div>Did you miss the other topic he made?
 
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