Notice I would like to add PtldPlatypus to the RC2 forum staff.

[PtldPlatypus]

I vote no on everyone til I'm a mod

Excellent point. Me too. MediocreMod or bust!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Excellent point. Me too. MediocreMod or bust!!

Together if we try hard enough I'm sure we can become mediocre.

 

[Minstrel]

If MediocreMan became a mod, his bias against WABP (white American-born posters) would open this site up to a lot of legal headaches.

Probably not worth the benefits.

 

[riverman]

Why is this forum bias toward non-human mammals?

48 meet and greet tires that to this day smell of dog pee

 

[Orion Bailey]

Why is this forum bias toward non-human mammals?

Cause they smell!!! duh!@

 

[BonesJones]

I was the driving force for this! I suggested it and boom, it happened. I guess I could be considered Platy's agent. He demands a 4 year, MAX contract of weekly chicken wings and 24/7 upon-request lapdances from the Blazer(s) dancer(s) of his choice!

And he also wants an incentivized contract which rewards him for bans. He's asking for $37 for each ban he applies.

 

[barfo]

Animals think they're pretty smart
shit on the ground, see in the dark

 

[Orion Bailey]

I was the driving force for this! I suggested it and boom, it happened. I guess I could be considered Platy's agent. He demands a 4 year, MAX contract of weekly chicken wings and 24/7 upon-request lapdances from the Blazer(s) dancer(s) of his choice!

And he also wants an incentivized contract which rewards him for bans. He's asking for $37 for each ban he applies.

HAHAHA you fucked up. Too many of us know @PtldPlatypus is a happily married man with children and a man of God.

Next time just be straight up (unlike other agents) and just say what YOU want out of the deal. lol.

 

[Chris Craig]

Ahh a democracy at work. I mean a republic at work. I mean a...damn our votes don't even count do they?

 

[H.C.]

Eh, on this website the only real special privilege you get from being a mod is people can no longer ignore you.
Who knows. Maybe he'll fix my account, cause sly is too old and has forgot.

 

[PDXFonz]

I thought dog was omniscient?

barfo

Just don't confuse omnipotent with impotent. If sly tells you he can do whatever he wants, it's just because he doesn't want to tell you he's fixed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

@PtldPlatypus has a 25 vote lead in the yes category so I went ahead and made him a mod.

Congrats!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Eh, on this website the only real special privilege you get from being a mod is people can no longer ignore you.
Who knows. Maybe he'll fix my account, cause sly is too old and has forgot.

What's wrong with your account?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

All these options I now see on every post are disconcerting. What's the over/under on how long until I accidentally delete a post I was trying to like (or vice versa)?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

All these options I now see on every post are disconcerting. What's the over/under on how long until I accidentally delete a post I was trying to like (or vice versa)?

Just claim it was a personal insult.

 

[Strenuus]

Oh yeah... There is that. As a mod you HAVE to see everything. Not sure i would last long?

Actually, its the other way. You can't ignore us. We can ignore you.

I think that's what you wrote, I'm just guessing this got brought up...

 

[Strenuus]

All these options I now see on every post are disconcerting. What's the over/under on how long until I accidentally delete a post I was trying to like (or vice versa)?

I've deleted your posts for years.... I mean, liked.

 

[Strenuus]

Why is this forum bias toward non-human mammals?

The fuck kind of mammal am I?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The fuck kind of mammal am I?

Strenoceros

 

[Strenuus]

Strenoceros

I will end you.

I will fucking end you.

*makes raptor-like noises*

... Hey, if Ross can get a girl like Rachel with his music and his love for dinosaurs...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I will end you.

I will fucking end you.

*makes raptor-like noises*

... Hey, if Ross can get a girl like Rachel with his music and his love for dinosaurs...

Not dinosaur. Rhinoceros... Strenoceros.

 

[Strenuus]

Not dinosaur. Rhinoceros... Strenoceros.

Just appreciate I made 2 movie references and a tv show reference in one post. Your post breathes in air rapidly.

 

[Chris Craig]

I will end you.

I will fucking end you.

*makes raptor-like noises*

... Hey, if Ross can get a girl like Rachel with his music and his love for dinosaurs...

 

[Strenuus]

Ross is one of my all time favorite characters.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ross is one of my all time favorite characters.

Rossuus!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Eh, on this website the only real special privilege you get from being a mod is people can no longer ignore you.
Who knows. Maybe he'll fix my account, cause sly is too old and has forgot.

What's wrong with your account?

You know the dog doesn't really care. But I'm gonna be the Vanilla Ice up in this joint. "If you got a problem, yo, I'll solve it."

Seriously, if there's anything I can do, let me know.

 

[Strenuus]

Rossuus!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm in a library and I got people giving me the stereotypical "shut the fuck up, you in a library" look.

Sucks for them, I'm aroused by it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm in a library and I got people giving me the stereotypical "shut the fuck up, you in a library" look.

Entered Sexy Ross In Library into Google Image Search.

Was not disappointed.

 

[dviss1]

To the 6 who voted no... Meet me...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

To the 6 who voted no... Meet me...

Really?