Re: Breaking Trade News - Rondo for Felton and Elliot Williams
it all started 200,000 years ago when ray fatlton lost his my little pony jousting with rajon rondo the generous. his house was built atop a spire of electricity, a shining beacon of death, and the land of point. 16 times an hour the bell tower would crumble to the ground, only to be rebuilt by men smaller than atoms, and twice as dangerous.
his little pony must be found in order to restore order to the cloud castle. rajon rondo the generous didnt agree with the prince of tides, but the afternoon sun shone only twice daily, thereby necessitating the shielding of his eyes from the destructive rays of the green glowing gas giant.
elliot williams would be avenged.
he had started in the future, slowly working his way backwards through the eons eliminating obesity at its very core. men thought he could fly, while women knew the truth...it was more floating than flying, and involved secret magnetic shoes, developed inside the volcanic remains of a shattered mountain dew factory. his eyes shone like blood diamonds, and his blood flowed around his heart in a detour
soon, they would meet and destroy the universe, but not until the 5 suns aligned with the temple of pyramids, setting the spirit of zardoz the gun giver free for a thousand forevers
