If only....

[magnifier661]

Give something about your life that could of been better if only....

I'll start:
If only I didn't get fixed. I really want another kid with my wife.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You can always have that reversed.

 

[magnifier661]

I've looked into it. There is a 15% chance it will work

 

[julius]

I had confidence in myself when I was between the ages of birth and 3 years ago.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Give something about your life that could of been better if only....

I'll start:
If only I didn't get fixed. I really want another kid with my wife.

I'll hook you up. But I only do direct deposit...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I've looked into it. There is a 15% chance it will work

Can't they remove the sperm and artificially inseminate your wife?

 

[julius]

I'll hook you up. But I only do direct deposit...

What are "things Wookee has said to prostitutes, for 600 Alex"?

 

[julius]

Can't they remove the sperm and artificially inseminate your wife?

And what are things that HCP has heard his boss say, for 400 Alex....

 

[magnifier661]

I had confidence in myself when I was between the ages of birth and 3 years ago.

I can see how that's a good answer

 

[magnifier661]

Can't they remove the sperm and artificially inseminate your wife?

For $50k that insurance won't pay for

 

[Yoda_of_the_MODA]

I hadn't wasted hours a day over the last 14 years on the internet investing myself emotionally in shit that doesn't matter in the real world.

 

[Yoda_of_the_MODA]

For $50k that insurance won't pay for

You're a baller! I mean, figuratively and literally!

 

[magnifier661]

I hadn't wasted hours a day over the last 14 years on the internet investing myself emotionally in shit that doesn't matter in the real world.

Lmao that's all of us

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I never got zozzled on bathtub juniper juice

 

[julius]

I hadn't wasted hours a day over the last 14 years on the internet investing myself emotionally in shit that doesn't matter in the real world.

amen brother.

 

[Yoda_of_the_MODA]

I never got zozzled on bathtub juniper juice

If only I hadn't passed on crocodile at the party last week. My skin looks just too good right now.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin' ice
Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice
I'm out flyin' with purple capes in the twilight
Ooh, ooh, ooh, tonight's the night
My oxygen region's, New York to California, half shark-alligator, half man

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I hadn't wasted hours a day over the last 14 years on the internet investing myself emotionally in shit that doesn't matter in the real world.

My exact thoughts . . .