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He plans on bombing the maple out of Canada. Good for nothing wanna-be-americans
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Think more along the lines of an Olympic sized swimming pool full of maple syrup. There will be floating rafts strategically placed offering Sausages, Poutine, and Molsons. I'll just ride that ol maple train into the grave, boys.
 
theprunetang said:
Think more along the lines of an Olympic sized swimming pool full of maple syrup. There will be floating rafts strategically placed offering Sausages, Poutine, and Molsons. I'll just ride that ol maple train into the grave, boys.
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I'm feeling both patriotic and hungry
 
Orion Bailey said:
Me
Me
Mememememe
and Me.
Cause I would rule the WORLD!!!!!!
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Ok Trump. I'd vote for you like Christians try to make Revelations happen just to be right.

Only I'd vote for you to make the movie Idiocracy come true. In your face!
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
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I pretty much learned how to be a monster from watching his fake matches when I was a kid. I took punch after punch from the school bully in 7th grade. I kept daring him to punch me and I'd shove him back after each shot. I pushed him through a bunch of desks and then my friend broke it up. My gramma was so mad at me for letting him hit me.

I was literally trying to be Hulkster. That's how I brainwashed myself into tolerating pain. Remember how he'd be knocked down and then take a punch and shake his head and wag his finger? Take a few more and then get up and whoop ass.....

I thought that was the greatest thing on Earth when I was a kid.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
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I didn't watch this stuff, I was early 80s into wrestling. Billy Jack was my all time favorite. I put plenty of kids in full Nelson's because of him.

We were lucky nobody died. We even had a homemade championship belt that we wrassled over during recess.

You'd get arrested for the shit we did back then if you did it today
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
I didn't watch this stuff, I was early 80s into wrestling. Billy Jack was my all time favorite. I put plenty of kids in full Nelson's because of him.

We were lucky nobody died. We even had a homemade championship belt that we wrassled over during recess.

You'd get arrested for the shit we did back then if you did it today
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Jeez. How many white kids grew up pretending they were Billy Fucking Jack. Beating up imaginary rednecks while protecting young hippies. I must have almost broke my best friends nose pretending to be that guy. And then I wanted to be John McClane and blow terrorists kneecaps off. Fucking crazy ass suburban kids!
 
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ripcityboy said:
Jesus H. Christ. How many white kids grew up pretending they were Billy Fucking Jack. Beating up imaginary rednecks while protecting young hippies. I must have almost broke my best friends nose pretending to be that guy. And then I wanted to be John McClane and blow terrorists kneecaps off. Fucking crazy ass suburban kids!
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In every back yard of every friend. I still say "free is a very good price"
 
Tricking your mom into letting you stay up to watch Saturday Night Main Event. I called home and made my mom come get me from my friend's house because his mom wouldn't let us stay up. WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Tricking your mom into letting you stay up to watch Saturday Night Main Event. I called home and made my mom come get me from my friend's house because his mom wouldn't let us stay up. WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yep. Saturday Night Channel 12. Also wrestling as well. I think the guy who starred in BJ directed them too. He made two or three of them. I only saw the first two. Another fave was Toxic Avenger with the arm rip off scene.
 
No one on here...well maybe @riverman. Would that make him the oldest potus ever
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
full Nelson's
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Oh crap! That hold reminds me of the time I drew Shore Patrol duty for the Ships Party. We had just pulled into a small port on the Coast of Taiwan after maybe Two months at sea.
The Capitan threw a party for the entire ship in a local hotel. Now drawing Shore Patrol for a ship's party is not a fortunate event, these things tend to get out of control.
Oh well, that's the breaks, anyway after several hours on duty, I took time out to go to the head. When I returned to my partner, there was a guy throwing punches at my partner.
His back to me, I just slipped him right into the Full Nelson. He was about 5' 9", feet off the floor, going no where.

Then my partner saw his chance and he was pissed. He drew his baton and came for the dude I had off the floor. I think I yelled at him while I tried to swing the poor bugger out of the way,
but.... Too slow. The billy split my man's forehead right at the hairline down maybe 1 1/2", blood flew and the dude went limp in the full Nelson.

Crap! I was in Whites, now bloody whites and felt like shit not at all sure whether I was right or wrong. Sometimes shit happens.
 
MarAzul said:
Oh crap! That hold reminds me of the time I drew Shore Patrol duty for the Ships Party. We had just pulled into a small port on the Coast of Taiwan after maybe Two months at sea.
The Capitan threw a party for the entire ship in a local hotel. Now drawing Shore Patrol for a ship's party is not a fortunate event, these things tend to get out of control.
Oh well, that's the breaks, anyway after several hours on duty, I took time out to go to the head. When I returned to my partner, there was a guy throwing punches at my partner.
His back to me, I just slipped him right into the Full Nelson. He was about 5' 9", feet off the floor, going no where.

Then my partner saw his chance and he was pissed. He drew his baton and came for the dude I had off the floor. I think I yelled at him while I tried to swing the poor bugger out of the way,
but.... Too slow. The billy split my man's forehead right at the hairline down maybe 1 1/2", blood flew and the dude went limp in the full Nelson.

Crap! I was in Whites, now bloody whites and felt like shit not at all sure whether I was right or wrong. Sometimes shit happens.
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Ilan, Koashiung or Hualien?
 
MarAzul said:
Well is was not Koashiung. That was our usually port and the only name I can remember.
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Ilan is the northern port enroute to Okinawa, Hualien is the deep sea Pacific port in the east....my house was 2 blocks from that one
 
Correction....Keelong is the northern port...Ilan is northeastern...Keelong is probably where you were....rains there all the time
 
MarAzul said:
Probably Ilan then although I do not remember the name. It was North on the strait side (West) of the Island.
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That's Keelong.....short hop to Taipei from there...that's where we used to dock....pretty depressing gray city for Taiwan...sun never shines...whole place is moldy cement
 
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