If you could be a sports star?

[Further]

Assume the exact same money regardless of sport or position.

If you could play any professional sport and be one of the best, what sport, what position? What team (Blazers are off limits, too easy)?

 

[MickZagger]

Quarterback.

 

[BigGameDamian]

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Quarterback.

 

[speeds]

IPL Cricket. Low impact sport, shortest season (3 months), and you could pretty much go anywhere outside of South Asia and not be bothered. Guess this question says something about your personality.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Even though basketball is my favorite sport I would be fighting in the UFC or playing right wing for the Vancouver Canucks.

 

[Natebishop3]

Exact same money is impossible. Football players make less. Baseball players make stupid money. Are we assuming no major injuries?

I'd probably be a pitcher for the Braves. It's just you out on the mound. You against a batter. What other sport has that? I'm not even a huge baseball fan, but if I could bring the heat, I would be a pitcher. They make bank.

QB's have to worry about getting hit by guys like Suh. Fuck that.

NBA would be fun... but I'm a white guy.

 

[Run BJM]

NBA point guard, no question.

NHL looks incredibly fun, but I've never played hockey for real so I dunno what I would be getting myself into.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Centre for the Blackhawks

 

[maxiep]

Wilt Chamberlain. I'd like to sleep with 10,000 women.

 

[barfo]

Skeet.

barfo

 

[Further]

Wilt Chamberlain. I'd like to sleep with 10,000 women.

That just sound tiring.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

I'd be Brian Cardinal. Make a lot of money and ride the bench at the end of your career. I love playing basketball, but I love watching it even more.

I guess I'd rather just be rich and have coutside seats or a really nice TV setup.

 

[MarAzul]

I always thought free safety was a hoot to play.

 

[MickZagger]

My uncle was a middle reliever and made plenty of bank, had a long career, and would only come in for an inning or two. Sometimes even come in just to face a batter.

Hang out down in the bullpen pulling pranks on the homeboyz the rest of the time.

Sounds like the life to me.

 

[MARIS61]

2nd base.

 

[Further]

Surfing or basketball SF defensive specialist.

 

[MickZagger]

2nd base.

Cause thats as far as you've ever gotten?

 

[Natebishop3]

My uncle was a middle reliever and made plenty of bank, had a long career, and would only come in for an inning or two. Sometimes even come in just to face a batter.

Hang out down in the bullpen pulling pranks on the homeboyz the rest of the time.

Sounds like the life to me.

Yeah man, Mariano Rivera.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

European soccer star. They bang supermodels.

hoop fam

 

[Natebishop3]

European soccer star. They bang supermodels.

hoop fam

Derek Jeter fucked an epic list of stars.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Derek Jeter fucked an epic list of stars.

I'm pretty sure Ronaldo's list is much more impressive.

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm pretty sure Ronaldo's list is much more impressive.

Eh.... I'm not sure. I might be wrong, but the rumors I heard was:

Mariah Carey
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Vida Guerra
Jordan Brewster
Adriana Lima
Minka Kelly

That's a pretty damn impressive list.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/379631-cristiano-ronaldos-20-hottest-girlfriends

Dunno, average euro girls are probably hotter than murrican girls.

from a strictly sports standpoint, it'd definitely have to be Tennis though.

 

[MickZagger]

Eh.... I'm not sure. I might be wrong, but the rumors I heard was:

Mariah Carey
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Vida Guerra
Jordan Brewster
Adriana Lima
Minka Kelly

That's a pretty damn impressive list.

So he like blondes?

 

[Natebishop3]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/379631-cristiano-ronaldos-20-hottest-girlfriends

Dunno, average euro girls are probably hotter than murrican girls.

from a strictly sports standpoint, it'd definitely have to be Tennis though.

Dude, he hooked up with each of those girls in their prime. Think about how hot Mariah Carey was in the late 90s. That's when they were hooking up. Carey, Biel, and Alba are ridiculously hot. Plus...... Adriana Lima? Good god.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Adriama Lima claims she was a virgin until she married Marko Jaric I believe? maybe she's lying but dunno. I just picture him banging little slumpbusters with heavy NY accents more though while Ronaldo's banging models on yachts.

 

[Natebishop3]

Adriama Lima claims she was a virgin until she married Marko Jaric I believe? maybe she's lying but dunno. I just picture him banging little slumpbusters with heavy NY accents more though while Ronaldo's banging models on yachts.

If I'm looking to bang models, it's MotoGP star all the way.

http://www.motogp.com/en/photos/paddock+girls/2013/USA#Paddock-Girl-Red-Bull-U-S-Grand-Prix-555349

Different girls at every race. That's what I call a target rich environment.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Golf. You can play forever and I hear the pros score better than ABM on dating sites.

 

[Mediocre Man]

As someone slightly older than most people here, I say ss or cf in MLB. Something about those two positions are a little romanticized for people in my generation still. probably for a team like the Dodgers (who I don't like) so I could live as a gazillionaire in Southern California.

 

[crandc]

I don't think I'd like a "spotlight" sport. I'm not a spotlight person. Maybe a swimmer?