I’m A Rookie and Don’t Know The S2 Rules Thread

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Here ya go newbies....... one giant thread for all the random thoughts you might have. You know the weird little things that pop into your ginormous domes in between D&D tourneys. Instead of just creating a thread that would clog up our finely tuned forum, you can just dump it here with all your Cyber-friends random takes.
For example when you are trying to decide whether to cuddle up for the night with your blow up sheep or inflatable Tyrone sex doll. “Do I roll my 20 sided dye and use my 9th level healing power, or watch a Doctor Who marathon”. You know, “Do I venture up to the normal world and leave the comfy confines of my Cheetos infested gaming lounge?” That type of post. No need for a brand new thread anytime one of these amazing intense opinions pops up.

Do that shit here and give me back my forum!

Read the Rules and FAQs if you have a problem with this. As you were mouth breathers. #FAMS
 
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Here ya go newbies....... one giant thread for all the random thoughts you might have. You know the weird little things that pop into your ginormous domes in between D&D tourneys. Instead of just creating a thread that would clog up our finely tuned forum, you can just dump it here with all your Cyber-friends random takes.
For example when you are trying to decide whether to cuddle up for the night with your blow up sheep or inflatable Tyrone sex doll. “Do I roll my 20 sided dye and use my 9th level healing power, or watch a Doctor Who marathon”. You know, “Do I venture up to the normal world and leave the comfy confines of my Cheetos infested gaming lounge?” That type of post. No need for a brand new thread anytime ones of these amazing intense opinions pops up.

Do that shit here and give me back my forum!

Read the Rules and FAQs if you have a problem with this. As you were mouth breathers. #FAMS
Funny timing. I was trying to trademark a series of RipCityTwo blowup dolls with some famous posters featured. The HCP trademark got rejected because Disney already owns it. I couldn't believe it and they sent me a picture from the trademark application disney submitted years ago. Couldn't argue with them after I saw it.download (5).jpeg
 

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Gawd SlyPokerDog is an asshole. Well played! :biglaugh:
Now this is a prime example where editing is out of line. I think I’ve been around long enough to be able to joke like this with @HCP. There was nothing unkind or snarky whatsoever and I think @HCP would agree.....unless of course he just wanted to screw with me......which is always a consideration.......

:smiley-beerchug:
 
Now this is a prime example where editing is out of line. I think I’ve been around long enough to be able to joke like this with @HCP. There was nothing unkind or snarky whatsoever and I think @HCP would agree.....unless of course he just wanted to screw with me......which is always a consideration.......

:smiley-beerchug:
He would, and I'd agree with you, and I'd probably prefer to leave it alone because it was clearly innocuous. But I've been told that I'm supposed to be consistent on the "insult rule", whether joking or not. Otherwise I could let one go that is joking, and then someone else could point to it later as an example of inconsistent modding, or I could be wrong and what I thought was a joke was interpreted seriously, and then it leads to 800-post long threads about the moderators, and...well I can't win either way.

Sorry. :dunno:
 
Now this is a prime example where editing is out of line. I think I’ve been around long enough to be able to joke like this with @HCP. There was nothing unkind or snarky whatsoever and I think @HCP would agree.....unless of course he just wanted to screw with me......which is always a consideration.......

:smiley-beerchug:

Even as a "Rook" I knew you were joking with HCP.

He would, and I'd agree with you, and I'd probably prefer to leave it alone because it was clearly innocuous. But I've been told that I'm supposed to be consistent on the "insult rule", whether joking or not. Otherwise I could let one go that is joking, and then someone else could point to it later as an example of inconsistent modding, or I could be wrong and what I thought was a joke was interpreted seriously, and then it leads to 800-post long threads about the moderators, and...well I can't win either way.

Sorry. :dunno:

Shouldn't there be different rules for insulting @HCP though? Especially on a thread like this that is basically an insult thread to begin with.
 
Shouldn't there be different rules for insulting @HCP though? Especially on a thread like this that is basically an insult thread to begin with.
You know, you'd think so. But in another thread, I suggested just yesterday that everyone attack HCP, and even that was redirected toward SlyFuhrerDog.

That mutt just can't stand not being the center of attention, and he knows who his biggest competition is.
 
You know, you'd think so. But in another thread, I suggested just yesterday that everyone attack HCP, and even that was redirected toward SlyFuhrerDog.

That mutt just can't stand not being the center of attention, and he knows who his biggest competition is.
Woof!
 
I feel left out on the comedy. Did you guys edit something? I want in!!!
 
I feel left out on the comedy. Did you guys edit something? I want in!!!
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Here ya go newbies....... one giant thread for all the random thoughts you might have. You know the weird little things that pop into your ginormous domes in between D&D tourneys. Instead of just creating a thread that would clog up our finely tuned forum, you can just dump it here with all your Cyber-friends random takes.
For example when you are trying to decide whether to cuddle up for the night with your blow up sheep or inflatable Tyrone sex doll. “Do I roll my 20 sided dye and use my 9th level healing power, or watch a Doctor Who marathon”. You know, “Do I venture up to the normal world and leave the comfy confines of my Cheetos infested gaming lounge?” That type of post. No need for a brand new thread anytime one of these amazing intense opinions pops up.

Do that shit here and give me back my forum!

Read the Rules and FAQs if you have a problem with this. As you were mouth breathers. #FAMS

This MF said D&D TOURNEY....

:biglaugh:
 
C'mon, you know they're "campaigns", not "tourneys", and that an 18th-level cleric or druid (the only ones able to cast 9th-level healing spell) will likely have a wisdom so high that rolling a die to cast heal is basically just a time-waster. You'd be better off focusing that energy against whatever laid your campaign partner out to the point that you needed to drop 60+ HP on them.
 
C'mon, you know they're "campaigns", not "tourneys", and that an 18th-level cleric or druid (the only ones able to cast 9th-level healing spell) will likely have a wisdom so high that rolling a die to cast heal is basically just a time-waster. You'd be better off focusing that energy against whatever laid your campaign partner out to the point that you needed to drop 60+ HP on them.
C’Mon man! You too?
 
Even as a "Rook" I knew you were joking with HCP.



Shouldn't there be different rules for insulting @HCP though? Especially on a thread like this that is basically an insult thread to begin with.

There are. You're new but the lawnmower jokes and jokes about sleeping with his wife are normally against forum rules.
 
This MF said D&D TOURNEY....

:biglaugh:
I thought it was way funnier that he said 20 sided dye. I mean who else but a Nerd would actually know what a 20 sided dye was. Then to top it off know how to spell it "Dye" instead of dice. Not to mention potions and spells. @HCP is a fucking closet NERD. Now everyone knows it. And i don't care if Slywooferdog changes the name calling on that it cannot be denied at this point!
 
Goddamn it! What did you guys call me?? Did Sly take it away??
 
I thought it was way funnier that he said 20 sided dye. I mean who else but a Nerd would actually know what a 20 sided dye was. Then to top it off know how to spell it "Dye" instead of dice. Not to mention potions and spells. @HCP is a fucking closet NERD. Now everyone knows it. And i don't care if Slywooferdog changes the name calling on that it cannot be denied at this point!
Sorry, man, it's actually spelled "die".
 
I thought it was way funnier that he said 20 sided dye. I mean who else but a Nerd would actually know what a 20 sided dye was. Then to top it off know how to spell it "Dye" instead of dice. Not to mention potions and spells. @HCP is a fucking closet NERD. Now everyone knows it. And i don't care if Slywooferdog changes the name calling on that it cannot be denied at this point!

Is nerd an insult? I've always prided myself on being half nerd, half jock...
 
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