I’m A Rookie and Don’t Know The S2 Rules Thread

[hoopsjock]

Goddamn it! What did you guys call me?? Did Sly take it away??

@HCP, it's not that difficult to figure out. Especially coming from someone who is calling out rooks for not knowing how to do things properly. Simply replace any mention of slypokerdog with your name and there you go.

 

[kjironman1]

Sorry, man, it's actually spelled "die".

Google says this-
"The plural form is dice. ... According to this source,dice was once the plural of die, “but in modern standard English dice is both the singular and the plural: 'throw the dice' could mean a reference to either one or more than one dice."

 

[kjironman1]

@HCP, it's not that difficult to figure out. Especially coming from someone who is calling out rooks for not knowing how to do things properly. Simply replace any mention of slypokerdog with your name and there you go.

Not sure he can actually see it????

 

[kjironman1]

Is nerd an insult? I've always prided myself on being half nerd, half jock?

If you ask my daughter it isn't but my generation says it is.

 

[dviss1]

If you ask my daughter it isn't but my generation says it is.

Mine too. I went to the movies to see Revenge of The Nerds.

 

[dviss1]

Google says this-
"The plural form is dice. ... According to this source,dice was once the plural of die, “but in modern standard English dice is both the singular and the plural: 'throw the dice' could mean a reference to either one or more than one dice."

Is the singular form "die" tho?

 

[dviss1]

@HCP, it's not that difficult to figure out. Especially coming from someone who is calling out rooks for not knowing how to do things properly. Simply replace any mention of slypokerdog with your name and there you go.

Veteran poster. Just new to S2.

 

[BBert]

WE'RE NO. 0.5 BACK OF 3RD PLACE! WE'RE NO. 0.5 BACK OF 3RD PLACE! WE'RE NO. 0.5 BACK OF 3RD PLACE!

 

[BBert]

Is nerd an insult? I've always prided myself on being half nerd, half jock?

Nerd is an insult. I think the P.C. term is Geek.

 

[Strenuus]

I called this super hot girl a nerd.

She was deflated............

 

[barfo]

I called this super hot girl a nerd.

She was deflated............

You can just reinflate her, if there's no puncture - if there is use a bicycle tube patch.

barfo

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Rule #1: Ignore HCP.
Rule #2: there is no rule #2.

 

[CupWizier]

Here ya go newbies....... one giant thread for all the random thoughts you might have. You know the weird little things that pop into your ginormous domes in between D&D tourneys. Instead of just creating a thread that would clog up our finely tuned forum, you can just dump it here with all your Cyber-friends random takes.
For example when you are trying to decide whether to cuddle up for the night with your blow up sheep or inflatable Tyrone sex doll. “Do I roll my 20 sided dye and use my 9th level healing power, or watch a Doctor Who marathon”. You know, “Do I venture up to the normal world and leave the comfy confines of my Cheetos infested gaming lounge?” That type of post. No need for a brand new thread anytime one of these amazing intense opinions pops up.

Do that shit here and give me back my forum!

Read the Rules and FAQs if you have a problem with this. As you were mouth breathers. #FAMS

This is the only rule I follow.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

These Rules are making me thirsty.

These rules are making Me thirsty.

These rules are making me Thirsty.

 

[riverman]

For example when you are trying to decide whether to cuddle up for the night with your blow up sheep or inflatable Tyrone sex doll.

Nice marketing plug dude..you forgot the "If you call now....."

 

[riverman]

These Rules are making me thirsty.

These rules are making Me thirsty.

These rules are making me Thirsty.

That's 3 Jack and Cokes....you're done dog!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Now this is a prime example where editing is out of line. I think I’ve been around long enough to be able to joke like this with @HCP. There was nothing unkind or snarky whatsoever and I think @HCP would agree.....unless of course he just wanted to screw with me......which is always a consideration.......

I don’t see how it was a personal attack? Even HCP would admit he’s an .....

 

[riverman]

This MF said D&D TOURNEY....

Somebody was not cool enough for the Dungeons and Dragons club in school....I've decided to insult people using "somebody" to save mods the trouble of editing..

 

[BonesJones]

"I, HCP of the Blazers TV Truck, pledge to respect my rooks, and show that same some respect to all other posters. I will take responsibility for my bullying, posts, and my (asinine) opinions at all times."

 

[Hoopguru]

Here ya go newbies....... one giant thread for all the random thoughts you might have. You know the weird little things that pop into your ginormous domes in between D&D tourneys. Instead of just creating a thread that would clog up our finely tuned forum, you can just dump it here with all your Cyber-friends random takes.
For example when you are trying to decide whether to cuddle up for the night with your blow up sheep or inflatable Tyrone sex doll. “Do I roll my 20 sided dye and use my 9th level healing power, or watch a Doctor Who marathon”. You know, “Do I venture up to the normal world and leave the comfy confines of my Cheetos infested gaming lounge?” That type of post. No need for a brand new thread anytime one of these amazing intense opinions pops up.

Do that shit here and give me back my forum!

Read the Rules and FAQs if you have a problem with this. As you were mouth breathers. #FAMS

I spent years on the Olive forum, and then I came here?

 

[riverman]

I spent years on the Olive forum, and then I came here?
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mwhaaahahahahaha!

 

[Orion Bailey]

He would, and I'd agree with you, and I'd probably prefer to leave it alone because it was clearly innocuous. But I've been told that I'm supposed to be consistent on the "insult rule", whether joking or not. Otherwise I could let one go that is joking, and then someone else could point to it later as an example of inconsistent modding, or I could be wrong and what I thought was a joke was interpreted seriously, and then it leads to 800-post long threads about the moderators, and...well I can't win either way.

Sorry.

Chris?? You are one of the smartest peope here but you have let me down miserably on this.

You should have known if you took the position you were gonna lose.
You should have known...

 

[kjironman1]

You can just reinflate her, if there's no puncture - if there is use a bicycle tube patch.

barfo

Experience always speaks loudest!

 

[kjironman1]

These Rules are making me thirsty.

These rules are making Me thirsty.

These rules are making me Thirsty.

You see what he did there?

 

[Chris Craig]

I just dropped some litter on this thread. Bam!

 

[riverman]

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There's probably a couple of hits on that cigarette butt left there CC...you shouldn't post at work though bro!

 

[THE HCP]

Here ya go newbies....... one giant thread for all the random thoughts you might have. You know the weird little things that pop into your ginormous domes in between D&D tourneys. Instead of just creating a thread that would clog up our finely tuned forum, you can just dump it here with all your Cyber-friends random takes.
For example when you are trying to decide whether to cuddle up for the night with your blow up sheep or inflatable Tyrone sex doll. “Do I roll my 20 sided dye and use my 9th level healing power, or watch a Doctor Who marathon”. You know, “Do I venture up to the normal world and leave the comfy confines of my Cheetos infested gaming lounge?” That type of post. No need for a brand new thread anytime one of these amazing intense opinions pops up.

Do that shit here and give me back my forum!

Read the Rules and FAQs if you have a problem with this. As you were mouth breathers. #FAMS

Good lord, i was just joking....... but they beat me to it.....

 

[Orion Bailey]

There's probably a couple of hits on that cigarette butt left there CC...you shouldn't post at work though bro!

Work?

Oh. SO you've never been to his house I see.

 

[riverman]

Work?

Oh. SO you've never been to his house I see.

If I ever do I'll bring him an ashtray...smoking in the bedroom is a no no

 

[Chris Craig]

If I ever do I'll bring him an ashtray...smoking in the bedroom is a no no

Yeah, I'll have to tidy up a bit