I'm bored

[NJNetz]

Are you?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

sort of.

 

[NJNetz]

What are you doing?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

just got done watching the blazers game.

Watching clippers game....might do some work tonight, read, etc.

 

[NJNetz]

Cool.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

we'll see.

 

[J_Ray]

I think Vinyard is saying he wants to have Cyber Sex with one of you guys

 

[NJNetz]

One of them? As many as come. (no pun intended)

 

[J_Ray]

One of them? As many as come. (no pun intended)

So is this what Nets fans have resorted to instead of attending games?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Bloodninja : Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa : Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja : What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa : Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja : Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja : You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa : is that it?
Bloodninja : You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja : Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa : I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja : I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja : I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa : Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja : my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja : Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa : ...
Bloodninja : My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower f love.
MommyMelissa : What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja : Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa : whatever.

 

[Rodolfo]

here you go vinyard. http://chatroulette.com/

good luck!

 

[J_Ray]

here you go vinyard. http://chatroulette.com/

good luck!

He's already been there

 

[Rodolfo]

hahaha

 

[NJNetz]

That looks like HCP.

 

[NJNetz]

Haha, this site has some weird characters. Already saw two 40 year old dudes.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Interesting program. Any luck out there people on getting a date from someone there locally?

I chatted with a chic for about 1 minute. I didn't have the cam up though.

Ack, ran into a guy with his dick out and semi stiff..... I disconnected quicky!!!!

 

[Eastoff]

Interesting program. Any luck out there people on getting a date from someone there locally?

oh nate... try okcupid.com and plentyoffish.com

 

[Eastoff]

He's already been there

come across the goatse flashers yet?

 

[Nate Dogg]

I forgot about plenty of fish. I had an account there but I hadn't used it for over a year!

 

[ehizzy3]

sup

 

[MickZagger]

I forgot about plenty of fish. I had an account there but I hadn't used it for over a year!

Lots of chubbies in there. I know how you like them

 

[MrJayremmie]

I'm bored as shit!

I hate that I can't sleep past 4am. So I wake up and don't get ready for school until 7:30am! DAMN! That 3 and a half hours is sooo boring.

 

[NJNetz]

I haven't slept all night. Why? No idea.

I have to get ready to leave for class in like 30-40 minutes.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Why?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I haven't slept all night. Why? No idea.

I have to get ready to leave for class in like 30-40 minutes.

If you smoke your meth instead of shooting it wears off faster so you can get to sleep easier.

The more you know.