Bloodninja : Wanna cyber? 
    MommyMelissa : Sure, you into vegetables? 
    Bloodninja : What like gardening an shit? 
    MommyMelissa : Yeah, something like that. 
    Bloodninja : Nuthin turns me on more, check this out 
    Bloodninja : You bend over to harvest your radishes. 
    (pause) 
    MommyMelissa : is that it? 
    Bloodninja : You water your tomato patch. 
    Bloodninja : Are you ready for my fresh produce? 
    MommyMelissa : I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? 
    (pause) 
    Bloodninja : I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. 
    Bloodninja : I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. 
    MommyMelissa : Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. 
    Bloodninja : my zucchinis carresses your carrots. 
    Bloodninja : Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT. 
    MommyMelissa : ... 
    Bloodninja : My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower 

f love. 
    MommyMelissa : What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. 
    Bloodninja : Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. 
    MommyMelissa : whatever.