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I'm an old fart, but I'm sure I could drum up some fun down there.

Congrats, dude. :)
 
Congrats, Mags! PM me the details. I just may show up, as I have a good friend in San Diego to meet, and could make an extra day of the trip.

Hell, I should bring her up for the wedding. She's been single her entire life and, while one of my best friends, is a freaking flaky dingbat in relationships. She just may be Zags' fantasy come true!
 
Here is the Halloween Picture

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The blonde is hot, but she would be like kissing an ashtray every day. And within 5 years she look like my age with all that smoking. LOL !!
 
There used to be a part of marriage ceremonies where the priest asks "If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

You might want to leave that part out.
 
Finally after two years of engagement, I'm gonna lock her up. Any of you pussies want to come?

Congrats, Mags! I truly hope you and the little lady will be happy together for a long, long time. Nothing is quite like the love of a lovely woman. You're a lucky man.
 
I don't approve of this woman so I won't be attending!
 
Congrats dude.

Been married since 77 (yes, to the same woman!). It takes some hard work, but it is worth it.
 
Yeah Mags! The obvious choice here is bachelor party at sea. I'll see what I can work out with the lesbian bait girl.
 
Congrats Mags! I'd fly down for the wedding, maybe catch a Blazers playoff game against the Clips!
 
my parents have been married for close to 50 years now. Although not sure if that was always a good thing.
 
my parents have been married for close to 50 years now. Although not sure if that was always a good thing.

Their marriage resulted in you being born!










So obviously them getting married was a bad thing. A very very bad thing.
 
Their marriage resulted in you being born!





So obviously them getting married was a bad thing. A very very bad thing.

actually, parents vs father is an issue here. But I get your joke.
 
Just went through the recital and everything is set up. Tomorrow I will be married!
 
As long as you're being generous, may I have the other half of your money?
 
Congrats, Mags. I wish you and your new wife nothing but the greatest happiness. Please post photos of the wedding if you're so inclined.

Where are you going for your honeymoon?
 
Congrats, Mags. I wish you and your new wife nothing but the greatest happiness. Please post photos of the honeymoon if you're so inclined.

Fixed that for you

hoop fam
 
Congrats on pulling off the ultimate con job. It is not easy fooling women who are too good for us to actually marry us. (I have been pulling of the con for 22 years, so I should know)
 

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