OT I'm Gonna Give "The Dispatch" A Look-See...

[CupWizier]

Sorry, I don't open links I don't trust.

Interesting, but you will go curl up and die instead.We all make our own choices I guess. I guarantee there is absolutely nothing wrong with the link, but it's your choice.

 

[riverman]

My mullet rocked..

He's going to be so pissed you called him "your mullet"!

 

[Lanny]

My mullet rocked..

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?".
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

 

[ABM]

Interesting, but you will go curl up and die instead.We all make our own choices I guess. I guarantee there is absolutely nothing wrong with the link, but it's your choice.

Thanks for the tip.

 

[Lanny]

Counseling is way overrated.

Counseling is one of the four characteristics of highly successful people. Every one of us ought to be spending a lifetime of improving our mental health.

 

[ABM]

Counseling is one of the four characteristics of highly successful people. Every one of us ought to be spending a lifetime of improving our mental health.

Nah, you're exactly right, Lanny. It's one big reason I spend time in here!

 

[barfo]

Counseling is one of the four characteristics of highly successful people. Every one of us ought to be spending a lifetime of improving our mental health.

If anyone is wondering, the four characteristics are: Counseling, video games, masturbation, and Cheetos.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

If anyone is wondering, the four characteristics are: Counseling, video games, masturbation, and Cheetos.

barfo

Wow, excellent mind reading. I'm impressed. Oops, did I just misspell depressed?