Introducing myself

[Vintage]

I love both BL and Denny Crane

Me too.



One of my favorite scenes.

 

[NOBODY]

I love you, too.

I think

I'll be the Shirley Schmidt to you Denny Crane. Or better yet Denise Bauer since the two of them have never had a relationship

 

[Natebishop3]

www.imageshack.us

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Its not.

 

[Vintage]

Or this...

 

[Denny Crane]

I'll be the Shirley Schmidt to you Denny Crane. Or better yet Denise Bauer since the two of them have never had a relationship

Nice, but I have one of those Shirley Schmidt dolls.

They're cancelling the show, just 13 more episodes.

Then I'm changing my name to Earl Hickey.

 

[NOBODY]

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I love cats... they taste just like chicken.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Welcome, Daughter of Hippolyta.

Does the Lasso of Truth leave marks in back hair?

 

[NOBODY]

Welcome, Daughter of Hippolyta.

Does the Lasso of Truth leave marks in back hair?

I wondered how long it would take someone to figure that out.

And you have to pay extra for the lasso of truth

 

[BlazerWookee]

I wondered how long it would take someone to figure that out.

And you have to pay extra for the lasso of truth

Hey, I may be easy, but I'm not cheap.

Ever had a sexual encounter so intense that it changed your political views?

 

[NOBODY]

Hey, I may be easy, but I'm not cheap.

Ever had a sexual encounter so intense that it changed your political views?

I'm a nerd, it will take more the cheezy John Cusack lines to win me over LOL

Great movie though

 

[BlazerWookee]

I'm a nerd, it will take more the cheezy John Cusack lines to win me over LOL

Great movie though

I don't know what movie you're talking about. I've been using that line since I was a freshman in high school in 1980...

 

[Denny Crane]

I don't know what movie you're talking about. I've been using that line since I was a freshman in high school in 1980...

Seems you need a better line. Like... "I can get half price for a hotel room."

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm a nerd, it will take more the cheezy John Cusack lines to win me over LOL

Great movie though

Sounds like... High Fidelity... amiright?

 

[NOBODY]

I don't know what movie you're talking about. I've been using that line since I was a freshman in high school in 1980...

The Sure Thing came out in 85'. They stole your cheesy yet humorous line.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Never seen it. I actually got the line out of a Playboy article, lol.

How about this one: "How'd you like to come to my place and comb my toes?"

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Seems you need a better line. Like... "I can get half price for a hotel room."

"Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you."

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

You WILL make friends and we encourage you to be opinionated.

 

[NOBODY]

One of the best lines someone used on me in Vegas was this.

He told the bartender to cut me off. I said why? And he said because I was driving him home. It didn't work, but I laughed.

Another is "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Agnes?"

 

[Denny Crane]

"Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you."

I double as the "Priceline Negotiator," you know.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I was told that if I just sat at the bar and licked my eyebrows, I wouldn't need pickup lines.

Unfortunately, being a Wookee, my eyebrows come down almost all the way to my chin...

 

[Natebishop3]

I've never used a pickup line...

but I once did a pickup line speech in college. My favorite line of all time was:

"Excuse me but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I also liked

"You must be from Pearl Harbor because baby you are the BOMB!"

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I double as the "Priceline Negotiator," you know.

Yeah I got it, I was just throwing out my best pick up line. Yes that is my best pick up line . . . I know it is sad, but het look at NB3's lines.

 

[e_blazer]

Not really true. My aunt had no opinion after a freak horse riding accident. That's for another day though.

Where'd she get the freak horse?

 

[pegs]

Nice, but I have one of those Shirley Schmidt dolls.

Um. Why do you have a doll?

 

[CelticKing]

Welcome to S2 Diana Prince.

 

[drexlersdad]

Um. Why do you have a doll?

for the carpool lane?

 

[MikeDC]

I am a former lurker over at BBF. I decided to check this out and see how it went. I hope to make a lot of friends, and not be too opinionated.

What kind of stupid f-ing thing is that to hope for?

 

[ABM]

I love both BL and Denny Crane

Not so fast, my friend. If you want to personally meet Kevin Pritchard, PM me. I'm into equal opportunity.