Is My Mom Losing It?!?

[ABM]

I was over at my folks house the other day. While there, my Mom peered at me, then inquired, "That moustache is new. When did you decide to grow that?"

I then looked at her incredulously and basically responded in shock, "Mom, I've had this moustache since I've been 16 and NEVER shaved it off!"

Now, my Mom is a sharp cookie. Never shown any signs of physical/mental shortcomings.

However!

That said, I've heard of many people who have shaved off their beards/moustaches and nobody has noticed....not even their loved ones.

Still, pretty weird.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

It's a hidden message... shave the porn stache!

 

[ABM]

It's a hidden message... shave the porn stache!

Touche'


Hey, you and HCP should meet me @ Bih Al's sometime this weekend. That would be pretty cool, I think. Just let me know.

 

[tlongII]

What the heck is a moustache??? I've heard of a mustache, but not a moustache... Is that some kind of french facial hair or something?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What the heck is a moustache??? I've heard of a mustache, but not a moustache... Is that some kind of french facial hair or something?

He's talking about his taint hair.

 

[THE HCP]

It's a French thing! Nic would have a MOUSTACHE!

 

[donkiez]

Alzheimers or dementia? Im not sayin its that for sure, but those kind of comments are not a good sign. Do some reading and keep an eye on her for more signs.

 

[Rodolfo]

When she said new, i bet she meant...

 

[44Thrilla]

I work with this guy, he's about 70. He has started losing it. It makes for great comedy, but I feel bad sometimes.

 

[julius]

At least she didn't go "have you always been my son?"

 

[Eastoff]

What is bizarre is that she recognized you as her son (hopefully) but nto the mustache.

 

[44Thrilla]

Do you have a clean shaven brother?

 

[ABM]

Do you have a clean shaven brother?

No brothers. Two older sisters.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

No brothers. Two older sisters.

Either of them have mustaches?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

No brothers. Two older sisters.

Yes, but are they clean shaven? Answer the man.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yes, but are they clean shaven? Answer the man.

How in the hell would ABM know that?

 

[ABM]

Yes, but are they clean shaven? Answer the man.

Careful, or I'll share some of your family stories. We don't wanna go there.

 

[tlongII]

They might have moustaches.

 

[ABM]

They might have moustaches.

Yeesh! See what I get for exposing personal moments?

I get no respect.

 

[barfo]

I was over at my folks house the other day. While there, my Mom peered at me, then inquired, "That moustache is new. When did you decide to grow that?"

I then looked at her incredulously and basically responded in shock, "Mom, I've had this moustache since I've been 16 and NEVER shaved it off!"

Your mom isn't losing it, you are. She told me you spent the entire visit lying on the carpet twitching and fondling your mustache and babbling about shaving. You need help, dude. Your mind and body can't handle what you are ingesting on a daily basis.

barfo

 

[ABM]

Your mom isn't losing it, you are. She told me you spent the entire visit lying on the carpet twitching and fondling your mustache and babbling about shaving. You need help, dude. Your mind and body can't handle what you are ingesting on a daily basis.

barfo

Bad acid.

 

[jlprk]

Back when all the students went with moustaches or a beard, I went with mutton chops (Neil Young copied me). Their goal was to look handsome or masculine. My goal was to rebel against standards of beauty and get them used to a real face. At least we all agreed on having 2 foot long hair. Always good to have a political consensus no matter how trivial the centerpoint...

And there's no such thing as bad acid per se. It's either the situation provokes paranoia because you don't have a trusted friend along, or some other drugs were mixed in during the acid's homemade manufacture. Legalization would eliminate both problems.

You should quiz your mother now and then to keep up on her changing condition.