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jlprk said:
Denny! I have another money-making idea.

America is crying out for a Trump impersonator right now. If anyone tall and clownlike could just memorize The Top-Ten Trump expressions, he'd make a million dollars in no time. He'd be all over the media, invited to paid campus speeches, etc.

I nominate you. You are a proven moneymaker who is motivated to chase the cash. I will take time from my Sly for Portland Mayor campaign to put you in touch with all my media contacts. We also need to scrape the rust off your dumpy William Shatner act and make you a shining extrovert. Ready to work?
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Make the forum great again!
 
What this country needs is a Trump impersonator! I would even start watching TV again!
 
jlprk said:
Denny! I have another money-making idea.

America is crying out for a Trump impersonator right now. If anyone tall and clownlike could just memorize The Top-Ten Trump expressions, he'd make a million dollars in no time. He'd be all over the media, invited to paid campus speeches, etc.

I nominate you. You are a proven moneymaker who is motivated to chase the cash. I will take time from my Sly for Portland Mayor campaign to put you in touch with all my media contacts. We also need to scrape the rust off your dumpy William Shatner act and make you a shining extrovert. Ready to work?
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In case you don't get it, S2 is a public service. I'm not in it for profit, rather make a place for fans and the best experience possible.
 
Denny Crane said:
In case you don't get it, S2 is a public service. I'm not in it for profit, rather make a place for fans and the best experience possible.
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Oh god, S2 is the Bernie Sanders of forums! :MARIS61:
 
Econ 101 teaches all 18-year-olds that the only human motive is self-interest. Since capitalism says that altruism exists only as a subset of selfishness, you must be running this site to selfishly feel good about your free public service. Since Econ 101 teaches that there is no free lunch and rich people ultimately pay for subsidies, you must be secretly absorbing good feelings about yourself from serving your country in this great endeavor. This means that when you become a Trump impersonator, your fees from birthday parties, etc. will go 100% to your agent, me, since you don't care about selfishness, and we all know that altruism is an illusionary subset of selfishness. Ready to work?
 
jlprk said:
Econ 101 teaches all 18-year-olds that the only human motive is self-interest. Since capitalism says that altruism exists only as a subset of selfishness, you must be running this site to selfishly feel good about your free public service. Since Econ 101 teaches that there is no free lunch and rich people ultimately pay for subsidies, you must be secretly absorbing good feelings about yourself from serving your country in this great endeavor. This means that when you become a Trump impersonator, your fees from birthday parties, etc. will go 100% to your agent, me, since you don't care about selfishness, and we all know that altruism is an illusionary subset of selfishness. Ready to work?
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I do feel good about it. My best days are ones where there's a meet & greet or a game day suite.
 
Aww, you convinced me to look elsewhere. Isn't Sly tall and dorky-looking? I think he's a blond. He seems trainable; just memorize The Top-Ten Trumpisms. Rubio can help us.

We will all live better lives when I find a good Trump impersonator.
 
jlprk said:
Aww, you convinced me to look elsewhere. Isn't Sly tall and dorky-looking? I think he's a blond. He seems trainable; just memorize The Top-Ten Trumpisms. Rubio can help us.

We will all live better lives when I find a good Trump impersonator.
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I'm going to build a wall around you and make this forum great again.
 
jlprk said:
Aww, you convinced me to look elsewhere. Isn't Sly tall and dorky-looking? I think he's a blond. He seems trainable; just memorize The Top-Ten Trumpisms. Rubio can help us.

We will all live better lives when I find a good Trump impersonator.
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Denny Crane said:
Get used to saying "president Trump." It's a real possibility.

Sadly.
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I really don't think so...he ruled over a really weak GOP field..he can't hold his own with a knowledgeable opponent that is prepared for him.
 
lawai'a said:
never underestimate the power of greed and fear in political messaging
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which kind of supports my position about Trump...the real voters who will vote against him just don't fear him and understand that they'll get to vote against him without spending a year and a half in the media circus sensationalizing him...the less informed voting populace thinks that being loud is being right way too often. I think Trump will be embarrassed at the end of all this
 
riverman said:
I really don't think so...he ruled over a really weak GOP field..he can't hold his own with a knowledgeable opponent that is prepared for him.
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That's what they've been saying about him all along. And they've been wrong.

Sadly.

And I don't think the GOP field was weak. It was actually extremely impressive for the most part. The GOP's best and brightest. The Democrats' best and brightest are Sanders and O'Malley (LOL).
 
Denny Crane said:
That's what they've been saying about him all along. And they've been wrong.

Sadly.

And I don't think the GOP field was weak. It was actually extremely impressive for the most part. The GOP's best and brightest. The Democrats' best and brightest are Sanders and O'Malley (LOL).
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I do think the GOP was ridiculously weak...and it's a sad thing for them. I also think the political landscape via the media and long, long campaign trail don't even come close to representing the actual vote in the end....I think it's smoke and mirrors and Trump will lose big when it counts.
 
riverman said:
I do think the GOP was ridiculously weak...and it's a sad thing for them. I also think the political landscape via the media and long, long campaign trail don't even come close to representing the actual vote in the end....I think it's smoke and mirrors and Trump will lose big when it counts.
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That's what the experts have been saying along and he's defied their predictions.

I'd say make those sorts of predictions at your own risk :)
 
MarAzul said:
Who the hell would that be? Please don't tell me you mean the liar of Benghazi! The fuck up in chief!
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I know, it's not an easy field but as I thought early on...it's going to come down to voting against Trump and I think both Dem leaders are actually going to win against him easily...not that it's cause for celebration, more like disaster control
 
MarAzul said:
Funny, from where I sit, that woman has been a disaster in everything she has done. She would never get a vote from me. I would vote for Bernie ahead of Bush but not Hillary.
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I'd rather vote Bernie but I have to vote against Trump no matter what..I have very strong opinions about what Trump will do to the country and I'll vote for whoever he's up against. It's not as if I've ever won with my vote anyway. Nobody has out lied Donald Trump...probably in presidential campaign history.
 
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