I've Always Wondered...

[3RA1N1AC]

interesting!

i wonder if zombies would become connoisseurs of particular races, seeing as how their innards would taste distinctively different...if i was a zombie, i would feast upon thais exclusively

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

Zombies don't eat people, only their brains. While it's true that you are what you eat, I don't know if your cuisine would flavor your brains.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Zombies don't eat people, only their brains. While it's true that you are what you eat, I don't know if your cuisine would flavor your brains.

People are always calling me pussy . . . now I get it

 

[Spud147]

interesting!

i wonder if zombies would become connoisseurs of particular races, seeing as how their innards would taste distinctively different...if i was a zombie, i would feast upon thais exclusively

Well my advice then would be to move to Thailand instead of trying to eat local Thais. Zombies move pretty slowly* and your chances of catching one is much higher there. Plus it's authentic and you would be able to feel superior over fellow Zombies who just eat American Thais.

*Except the streakers, of course, but they usually just hide in corn fields and (from what I've heard) don't eat Thais unless they're desperate

 

[Spud147]

People are always calling me pussy . . . now I get it

You eat cats?!? That's not Thai food!!!

 

[Spud147]

Zombies don't eat people, only their brains. While it's true that you are what you eat, I don't know if your cuisine would flavor your brains.

Oh come on hoo! I'm freaking adorable and charming... of course my brains taste sweet!!!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

You eat cats?!? That's not Thai food!!!

Yes it is. So's dog & rat.

 

[crandc]

Would those who want Thai basil PM me if you live in the Bay Area? I'm not shipping it to Portland.

Spud, you could visit me. You can choose:
Red curry chicken
Green curry pork
Panang curry beef
Yellow curry vegetables
Thai chicken with rice
Thai chicken with noodles
Thai chili beef

And whatever else I'll make before the cold sets in.

 

[chevyrunssometimes]

Faer not; that's just your Portlandia-like logic doing its thing.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

People are always calling me pussy . . . now I get it

and everyone calls papag an asshole