OT I've got bad news for everyone...

[SlyPokerDog]

I did not win $1 billion in the Mega Million lottery drawing.

 

[Natebishop3]

It’s for the best. You would have blown it all on Elvis commemorative plates and instagram model bath water.

 

[e_blazer]

It’s for the best. You would have blown it all on Elvis commemorative blow and SI models in bath water.

FIFY

Do you really not know Sly better than that after all these years?

 

[barfo]

I asked you to do one thing. One thing!

And you couldn't even buy the right ticket. SMH.

barfo

 

[PDXFonz]

Does that mean you intended to take the forum on an all expenses paid vacation?

Sounds like a plan, but I don’t think I’ll win either lol.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Does that mean you intended to take the forum on an all expenses paid vacation?

Sounds like a plan, but I don’t think I’ll win either lol.

If I won a billion dollars I would for sure get 4 courtside season tickets and give at least 2 away in the forum every game.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I did not win $1 billion in the Mega Million lottery drawing.

well, your life has been extended. So many winners end up broke and dead.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

That way they would get to meet cat and dog every game!

I don’t think they allow cats at sporting events. Other than in Asian countries as a delicacy.

 

[Phatguysrule]

well, your life has been extended. So many winners end up broke and dead.

Which is insane... If you had $5 million moderately invested and didn't touch it the rest of your life you'd be pulling down a minimum of $200k per year...

 

[andalusian]

well, your life has been extended. So many winners end up broke and dead.

I would also add that they all end up dead, eventually.

 

[Phatguysrule]

I would also add that they all end up dead, eventually.

That's why I don't drink water. Everybody who does dies. EVERYONE.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I would also add that they all end up dead, eventually.

thanks for understanding my joke

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Let me introduce you to my cousin Blaze

They does not identify as a cat.