ummm....I wasn't being sarcastic or insulting you. I apologize if you got that impression. I was just genuinely trying to have some fun, that's all.
No, I have never served in Law Enforcement. I spent over 6 years as an Explorer Scout with the VPD, and spent about five and a half years as a security officer, with a year and a half of that being an armed officer.
As I got older, I came to realize that Law Enforcement wasn't going to work out for a number of reasons; not the least of which was my hearing deficit.