JAKE LAYMAN!

[e_blazer]

I'm going to start working on my "FREE THE SNAKE" banner.
And maybe a sign about playing Layman too.

And you don't think that has the potential to be confused as relating to Anthony Weiner?

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

And you don't think that has the potential to be confused as relating to Anthony Weiner?

That hot dog?!

 

[e_blazer]

That hot dog?!

I bet you just relish the thought.

 

[Strenuus]

I bet you just relish the thought.

It might take him a bit to ketchup on your humor.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I'm going to start working on my "FREE THE SNAKE" banner.
And maybe a sign about playing Layman too.

"SNAKES OUT FOR HARAMBE"

 

[PtldPlatypus]

"SNAKES OUT FOR HARAMBE"

"EL PRESIDENTE likes this"

 

[riverman]

I've given Jake the best nickname around here...Easy! Easy Layman!

 

[Jbwest31]

His nickname was sunshine at Maryland after the qb from remember the titans

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Just saying--there's now a Jake Layman Fan Club twitter account. That didn't take long...

https://twitter.com/LaymanClub

 

[blue32]

Well shit, I'm still trying to get mah snake out for harambe...

 

[Orion Bailey]

Wow. Im never going from a page one toa page four again without reading the middle. What the hell are you all talking about now? It ain't Jake, lol.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Ohhh... Jake the SNAKE Roberts... Man the battles between him and Rowdy Roddy were epic!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

 

[Hobbesarable]

Ohhh... Jake the SNAKE Roberts... Man the battles between him and Rowdy Roddy were epic!

The Hot Rod was our household favorite. You can thank Dad for introducing his sons to some of the more memorable Wrestlers with awesome mic skills!

 

[Orion Bailey]

The Hot Rod was our household favorite. You can thank Dad for introducing his sons to some of the more memorable Wrestlers with awesome mic skills!

Mine too. I went to a WWF in the tacoma dome once and took my piper doll and all. lol.

I always liked him because he was a loner. He would fight hulk hogan, who was a good guy at the time, but also fight all the bad guys. HE was the shit.

 

[Hobbesarable]

Mine too. I went to a WWF in the tacoma dome once and took my piper doll and all. lol.

I always liked him because he was a loner. He would fight hulk hogan, who was a good guy at the time, but also fight all the bad guys. HE was the shit.

I got to meet him at the latest revival of Portland Wrestling a few years ago. One of the nicest guys I ever met. You're right, HE was the shit.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I got to meet him at the latest revival of Portland Wrestling a few years ago. One of the nicest guys I ever met. You're right, HE was the shit.

Now Im officially jealous. Ive seen an interview where he talks about his career in acting and the WWF. Came off as super sincere very nice guy.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Now Im officially jealous. Ive seen an interview where he talks about his career in acting and the WWF. Came off as super sincere very nice guy.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

His nickname was sunshine at Maryland after the qb from remember the titans

I figure on the nights when he's missing his shots, folks on this board will be calling him Jake Off......or something similar......

 

[Strenuus]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

THAT'S DUKE NUKEM BRUH.

 

[BlazerWookee]

THAT'S DUKE NUKEM BRUH.

Nope. The Rowdy One.

 

[Scalma]

Imagine laymans shooting with the starting unit. It's funny how we talk about how dominant our team is when aminu is hitting his shots...well..uh..layman could be that guy every night, not once every two weeks and he's smart and athletic enough to not be a liability defensively, with the potential to be a higher end defender once he fills out physically and gains more experience

 

[KingSpeed]

Imagine laymans shooting with the starting unit. It's funny how we talk about how dominant our team is when aminu is hitting his shots...well..uh..layman could be that guy every night, not once every two weeks and he's smart and athletic enough to be a good enough defender, with the potential to be a higher end defender once he fills out physically and gains more experience

I agree. Spread the floor. Start Meyers and Layman and roll over our opponents.

 

[Scalma]

My lineups.

Lillard
McCollum
Layman
Harkless
Plumlee

Napier
Turner/McCollum
Crabbe
Aminu
Davis/Leonard

Vonleh needs to play more as well.

Fuck it. Trade crabbe or Leonard for Noel.

 

[jlprk]

Layman leads the league in PER with 97.0. Lillard has a measly 30.8.

http://bkref.com/tiny/6NfOc

 

[jlprk]

Layman has the 13th-greatest TS% in NBA history.

http://bkref.com/tiny/Q8ylk

 

[jlprk]

Layman has the 3rd-greatest eFG% in NBA history. What's yours?

http://bkref.com/tiny/2BMLW

 

[riverman]

So Jake is our new version of Tom Chambers?

 

[jlprk]

Layman has the 2nd-greatest PER in NBA history. He eats canned spinach for breakfast.

http://bkref.com/tiny/1huRG

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Layman has the 2nd-greatest PER in NBA history. He eats canned spinach for breakfast.

http://bkref.com/tiny/1huRG

Only to be surpassed by the great DeAndre Liggins in his one minute of playing time.