Japanese people/flunent...HELP! ASAP!

[DaRizzle]

私は日本のガールフレンドがほしいと思う

I wrote this phase in english and this was the translation. Prove to me you can read it and tell me what it says. Can you also separate the words so I know where they stop and start please!!!

Im gonna write this with a sharpie on a shirt and wear it tonight to the Japan vs USA World baseball classic game

 

[DaRizzle]

Fuck, it screwed up...So huevon, are you Japanese? Who here can help?

 

[huevonkiller]

Fuck, it screwed up...So huevon, are you Japanese? Who here can help?

Huh I'm Japanese? Lol.

I'm Hispanic.

 

[Trip]

Phail. He is neither Japanese nor flunent in the language.