OT Jason Maxiell slept with 341 women

[Charcoal Filtered]

https://sports.yahoo.com/former-pistons-player-goes-tv-tell-wife-slept-341-women-192333578.html

Not sure what strategy he was going with in telling the world before telling his wife. Also, why and how did he keep count?

 

[THE HCP]

Damn that motherfucker beat my record by ONE!!!

 

[julius]

Damn that motherfucker beat my record by ONE!!!

he said women, not "my left hand"

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Damn that motherfucker beat my record by ONE!!!

Did the mods change the title from Sheep to Women?

 

[Natebishop3]

Damn that motherfucker beat my record by ONE!!!

You were the 340th dude to sleep with your wife? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 

[KingSpeed]

So weird that he counted. I have no idea whatsoever how many guys I've fooled around with in my life.

 

[hoopsjock]

You were the 340th dude to sleep with your wife? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

No, he got confused and thought Maxiell was talking about his place in line for The Mrs HCP. So he's still got to wait through 339 other guy's turns before he can finally gets his shot with her.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Damn that motherfucker beat my record by ONE!!!

You slept with Jason Maxiell?

 

[Strenuus]

https://sports.yahoo.com/former-pistons-player-goes-tv-tell-wife-slept-341-women-192333578.html

Not sure what strategy he was going with in telling the world before telling his wife. Also, why and how did he keep count?

Weird, I have the same number.

 

[Boob-No-More]

https://sports.yahoo.com/former-pistons-player-goes-tv-tell-wife-slept-341-women-192333578.html

Not sure what strategy he was going with in telling the world before telling his wife. Also, why and how did he keep count?

Probably hoping she will be less likely to murder him in his sleep if the entire world knows she has a motive.

BNM

 

[ripcityboy]

Such an oddly specific number. Maybe he bought them all Continental Breakfasts from the same hotel chain. Then when his accountant showed him the expense reports, "why all these Contental Breakfasts you keep buying?" At least Derek Jeter gave all his conquests signed memorabilia. "Yeah Jeets! Yeah Jeets!"

 

[jlprk]

Maybe he bought them all Continental Breakfasts

A pancake a day keeps the doctor away.

 

[Blazers Roy]

340 seems kinda low tbh, i heard Wilt started doing 3somes at one point just to jack up his stats.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Damn that motherfucker beat my record by ONE!!!

But combined, you and I have him tied.

 

[hoopsjock]

But combined, you and I have him tied.

Ummmmm your math is a little off, Mrs HCP and your wife is two.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Damn that motherfucker beat my record by ONE!!!

He said 341 women, not a 341 pound woman. Props on you tagging a 340 pounder though. Not sure what sex would look like for two people of your size, but guess there would be lots of snack breaks.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

He said 341 women, not a 341 pound woman. Props on you tagging a 340 pounder though. Not sure what sex would look like for two people of your size, but guess there would be lots of snack breaks.

 

[calvin natt]

Across the NBA world, this is not a high number. At all.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Across the NBA world, this is not a high number.

It's not even a drunk number.

 

[THE HCP]

Weird, I have the same number.

No that's the number of times your mom has screamed down to you in her basement to be quiet and turn down your "SEXY MOVIES!"

 

[THE HCP]

But combined, you and I have him tied.

You can't count your sister on prom night........ The HCP CAN count her, but not you! #BAM

 

[Strenuus]

No that's the number of times your mom has screamed down to you in her basement to be quiet and turn down your "SEXY MOVIES!"

.........

you dont know me.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Do dudes count?

I’d guess 117.

 

[Hoopguru]

Across the NBA world, this is not a high number. At all.

Agree
Anywhere between 30-50 mth racks up the total after 5 years!

 

[Pinwheel1]

That is less than 2 a month. Sure that is a lot of cheating, but not that hard to do for a 35 year old man who has been sexually active for 20 years.

 

[THE HCP]

I can tell you that Juan Dixon pulled more honeys than anybody I’ve seen on the road.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Such an oddly specific number. Maybe he bought them all Continental Breakfasts from the same hotel chain. Then when his accountant showed him the expense reports, "why all these Contental Breakfasts you keep buying?" At least Derek Jeter gave all his conquests signed memorabilia. "Yeah Jeets! Yeah Jeets!"

Or, maybe he just counted the notches in his belt.

Or, maybe he just used one of these:

Great Star Tally Counter, only $4.99 and in stock at Office Depot. The only draw back is it only counts up to 9999. So, Wilt would have needed the deluxe, industrial model.

BNM

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Wilt would have needed the deluxe, industrial model.

BNM

I'm sure Wilt had plenty of deluxe models.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

I'm sure Wilt had plenty of deluxe models.

There is more than one person that has said Wilt was full of it.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

There is more than one person that has said Wilt was full of it.

Full of it on the 20,000? Sure. But I don't doubt for a second that he reached 4 figures.